McCann to run Paine Webber-soon
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Did I ever tell you about the time McCann and I went hunting? Well anyway, McCann decides he’s gonna hunt down all four members of the Banana Splits. He stalks and kills every one of them with a machete. They all beg for their lives, except Fleagul
He sleeps eight hours a night! … well, he was pretty normal when it came to that
They say Gene Roddenbery got the idea for Star Trek from listening to McCann talk in his sleep
He date raped David Bowie
He once ate the Bible while water skiing It was the sight of McCann's naked body that drove Brian Wilson insane[quote=Shania Twain]Don,
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eloquently put, Shania. we all can’t be as intelligent as you country music stars. sweet, rube.
We once had a bachelor party for McCann. He ate the entire cake, before
we could tell him there was a stripper in it
McCann got his wife pregnant, and she gave birth to a delicious sixteen
ounce steak. The afterbirth was sautéed mushrooms
Did I ever tell you about the time McCann was in a production of The
King and I? Well anyway, before the show, McCann chloroforms the entire cast,
and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got
pretty good reviews.