Berk's Board Awards
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Longtime lurker (on and off for over a year probably), first time poster here, folks. Rather than introduce myself (who wants to hear about me other than the tail I talk to at the clubs), I figured I’d present some awards to the regulars on this board.
Drumroll…
Most Active Poster: Broker24
Most Clever Poster: HAAIC / Hank
Best Poster: anonymous
Best Female Poster: babbling looney
Most Obnoxious Posters: The Bank FA’s
Most Helpful Poster: snaggletooth
Most Professional Poster: BondGuy
Most Owned Poster: Ron14
Lifetime Achievement Award: Indyone
Most Arrogant Poster: EZmoney
Friendliest Poster: Spacemanspiff
Most Controversial Poster: wind3547
*This is just a starter list, feel free to add
Congrats to everyone who made the list, to those of you who didn’t make it, don’t get discouraged, just try harder to make yourself stand out from the pack. Leaving a memorable impression is one of the most important things you can do for yourself.
I love board award lists! Although I strive to one day earn one of these bad boys, I will add one more.
Poster with Biggest Kool-Aid stain: SpacemanSpiff Congrats, you are the 1st ever 2 time award winnerI am glad HAAIC was able to benefit from his BS commentary aimed at me. Let me guess, Berk, you work at EJ…
Yep Berk works at EJ. It was apparent from his ball licking of Spiff and B24, his dislike of Bank FA’s, and his friendly labeling of Wind, controversial ? Try idiotic.
[quote=Ron 14]I am glad HAAIC was able to benefit from his BS commentary aimed at me. Let me guess, Berk, you work at EJ…[/quote]
Nope, but I sure do love to stoke the fire!
[quote=Ron 14]I am glad HAAIC was able to benefit from his BS commentary aimed at me. Let me guess, Berk, you work at EJ…[/quote]
Ronald, It’s not all about you no matter how much you’d like it to be.
Don’t worry though, I’m my own #1 fan too
The only difference is I’m a fan of a winner…
I thought so too til I saw him make a post on an Ameriprise thread. The old Wind wouldn't have touched a thread that didn't have the EDJ Grade A seal of approval on it.I think Windy has found a new screen name.
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I love board award lists! Although I strive to one day earn one of these bad boys, I will add one more.
Poster with Biggest Kool-Aid stain: SpacemanSpiff Congrats, you are the 1st ever 2 time award winner [/quote] I'm happy just to be nominated.I think this may be Hank’s alter ego – the kinder, gentler one.
Berk's posts are far too well-written to have ever been born in Windy's feeble little brain.Hey jerk off, why am I not on your list, loser? I'll have my agent on your ass real quick.
Seriously Berk, you really think we believe there is tail in the clubs in Wisconsin. I’m going off your avatar for this information. Maybe it really is Wind and that’s his superhero symbol.
Longtime lurker, first time poster = Alter ego of someone else on the board. It's just like when you say "not to be a jerk, but...", or "I hate to be rude...". You know the next thing out of the persons mouth is going to be something you are going to want to punch them in the face for.Longtime lurker (on and off for over a year probably), first time poster here, folks.
You don't work for Jones ? Thats funny. In another post you commented, "Wouldn't we be able to find this on Joneslink." Stroke.[quote=Ron 14]I am glad HAAIC was able to benefit from his BS commentary aimed at me. Let me guess, Berk, you work at EJ…[/quote]
Nope, but I sure do love to stoke the fire!
Longtime lurker, first time poster = Alter ego of someone else on the board. It's just like when you say "not to be a jerk, but...", or "I hate to be rude...". You know the next thing out of the persons mouth is going to be something you are going to want to punch them in the face for. [/quote][quote=BerkshireBull]Longtime lurker (on and off for over a year probably), first time poster here, folks.
So you're saying that I'm not protected at work if I preface my statements with "Not to be racist or derogatory, but..."
You don't work for Jones ? Thats funny. In another post you commented, "Wouldn't we be able to find this on Joneslink." Stroke. [/quote][quote=BerkshireBull] [quote=Ron 14]I am glad HAAIC was able to benefit from his BS commentary aimed at me. Let me guess, Berk, you work at EJ…[/quote]
Nope, but I sure do love to stoke the fire!
I was told you could find almost anything on Jonesnet, however you're a prime example that success isn't one of the things that can be found there.
Voltmoie wouldn’t take me up on my offer even after I PM’d him every single month of my EJ commissions for the 26 months I was there so maybe you will. Do you want me to UPS my EJ awards to you ? I know you won’t earn them because you are too busy babbling on this site.
[quote=Ron 14]Voltmoie wouldn’t take me up on my offer even after I PM’d him every single month of my EJ commissions for the 26 months I was there so maybe you will. Do you want me to UPS my EJ awards to you ? I know you won’t earn them because you are too busy babbling on this site. [/quote]
Ron, I don’t work for Ed Jones, please stop suggesting I do. I don’t know why you doubt my story. I have never questioned your story that you failed out of Jones and then went to a bank to sell annuities to people.
R, What was the offer? Why don't you just go ahead and post your 26 months? I am interested in seeing them so I can see what the benchmark is. I was at EDJ to for awhile and have a useless drawer full of shovels, certificates, 'one-two-punchers'.Voltmoie wouldn’t take me up on my offer even after I PM’d him every single month of my EJ commissions for the 26 months I was there so maybe you will. Do you want me to UPS my EJ awards to you ? I know you won’t earn them because you are too busy babbling on this site.