[quote=Mr. Sunshine]go to the beach? there’s lot’s you could be doing on a rainy day. lets see…



1. you could trade your (ahem) account

2. you could go cruising for minors on the strip

3. you could go to a pawn shop, buy a revolver, and contemplate putting a bullet in your head

4. you could look for a job

5. you could ask your parents what went wrong

6. you could register on this website with a few more handles

7. you could engage in a conversation with your 6 other reg. rep id’s

8. you could ‘google up’ some market predictions

9. you could buy VNM (that one’s on me)

10. you could mooooooove on[/quote]

Mr. Sunshine,
I appreciate your ideas. while they all make a lot of sense as an alternative to going to the beach, I would prefer just to bend your mom over the table while your wife films it. And
then switch they can both enjoy

Mr. Sunshine,
I appreciate your ideas. while they all make a lot of sense as an alternative to going to the beach, I would prefer just to bend your mom over the table while your wife films it. And
then switch they can both enjoy
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Yes, you would prefer it, but you can’t because you are “one of us”.

bye for now, sweets

ok all you losers the mkt opens in 7 minutes. don’t rely on the fees to pay your bills…after all the charge backs are coming. turn off the squawk boxes , put away the USA today and hit the phones. There’s plenty of unit trust coming due ready to churn. only 12 business days left in the month…You gotta cover your draw.the holes getting deeper. Get ready to brush up on those RMD scripts and get those 2000 ira’s in a B share. WHAT A PATHETIC LIFE ? when you go home tonight and look in the mirror…think about how you do absolutely nothing to contribute to anyone but yourselves. get real jobs…decriminalize yourselves.

Same to you Sunshine. You pricks make for a good day when the weather’s sh*tty and I can’t go to the beach.

No not really, I just go to laugh at your fat ass wife in her bikini

Go back about a year and a half…Guess what, those economist were the same ones who spoke of all the growth and wealth creation  before the economy crashed. How can you say they are the best at anything when about 99.9 % of them were so wrong it’s not even funny. But again, I understand…you are a puppet on a string  of your upper management who has brainwashed you into believing that all the gurus at your firm are the best. Definition of best usually means they get it right.

mlgone, also shouldn’t you be walking around your office drinking coffee and showing your coworkers your new Armani tie

don’t have an FA …don’t you know how to read. I have never had nor will ever have one. Why should I give my money to someone who charges me more to do what I can do just as well on my own. Simple economics

good answer. Try to write something that makes sense at to what value you could possible bring to anyone

Awwww YEAH! MY BOSS JUST LET ME OFF MY BREAK FROM THE HOT DOG STAND (LOVE STARING AT THE HOT DOGS) SO I COULD WATCH THE MARKET CRASH DOWN ON YOU SUCKAS! RAINDROPS!!!

Mel,
I have a real job. I make a lot of money. I have great clients whom I have built great multi-generational relationships with. They have done well in the last decade because I have been there.
I don’t just manage a portfolio and make stock or fund picks all day long. I don’t pontificate on the economy. I am a consultant. I solve problems for a living. People give me information on their finances, their lives, etc. I work with them on how to best invest and behave financially to meet their goals. It’s challenging, stimulating, and rewarding.
I could give a crap about what you are day-trading. It has no bearing on me, or anyone else on these boards who is a real FA.
I see clones of you pass through my branch every 6 months. We have
muffins in the kitchen that are there longer than some of these fools.
You failed as an FA because you failed to grasp the concepts above. You were just another douche who lacked the single most important trait that an FA needs to be good at his job, HUMILITY.
The ability to recognize that it isn’t about gangbusters performance, or being smarter than the market, that being a good FA is about understanding people, relating to them, and translating complex terms into simple ones so that they can understand how you are going to help them accomplish their goals.
Go back to your day trading by day and mopping up spunk at the jerk off booths at night.

Mel,
I have a real job. I make a lot of money. I have great clients whom I have built great multi-generational relationships with. They have done well in the last decade because I have been there.
I don’t just manage a portfolio and make stock or fund picks all day long. I don’t pontificate on the economy. I am a consultant. I solve problems for a living. People give me information on their finances, their lives, etc. I work with them on how to best invest and behave financially to meet their goals. It’s challenging, stimulating, and rewarding.
I could give a crap about what you are day-trading. It has no bearing on me, or anyone else on these boards who is a real FA.
I see clones of you pass through my branch every 6 months. We have muffins in the kitchen that are there longer than some of these fools.
You failed as an FA because you failed to grasp the concepts above. You were just another douche who lacked the single most important trait that an FA needs to be good at his job, HUMILITY.
The ability to recognize that it isn’t about gangbusters performance, or being smarter than the market, that being a good FA is about understanding people, relating to them, and translating complex terms into simple ones so that they can understand how you are going to help them accomplish their goals.
Go back to your day trading by day and mopping up spunk at the jerk off booths at night.

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[quote=skillopie] Go back to your day trading by day and mopping up spunk at the jerk off booths at night.