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StanBrownShorts: You make no intelligent argument just “jes keep sellin…” Very deep and convincing. You’re a bitter underachiever and it’s kind of sad. On top of that you are ignorant as hell. If you haven’t figured it out by now I am having a blast!! Anger management? Nah. I’m peeing my pants knowing how worked up you all are getting. I am a helluva fun guy. I really wish I were me cause I’d love to party with myself. Look at the times of some of the posts here. Hell, you guys are really running efficient businesses talking on a chat room. Come to think of it, I’m the idiot. If I were sitting on my ass and getting 1.5% (or in w**ker’s case 1.25%) while chatting on the internet I’d be doing it during the day also. Silly me. I have FINALLY seen the light!!!
Wacko: Just read your last post and in all seriousness I can see your point. In the situation you described, I would be very comfortable with it. I still don’t give a crap about alphabet soup as long as my clients are well diversified for the situation.
Don’t think I’m going to stop having fun here just cause I agree with you this ONE time. I have to get my daily dose of pulling wings off flies and I have a reputation to maintain.
Stan- You missed my point. I was just saying that the endless back and forth after a while is senseless…
[quote=noggin]Stan- You missed my point. I was just saying that the endless back and forth after a while is senseless.... [/quote]
Gee, reading his posts was senseless, why stop there?
[quote=The Real Truth]StanBrownShorts: You make no intelligent argument just "jes keep sellin..." Very deep and convincing. You're a bitter underachiever and it's kind of sad. On top of that you are ignorant as hell. If you haven't figured it out by now I am having a blast!! Anger management? Nah. I'm peeing my pants knowing how worked up you all are getting. I am a helluva fun guy. I really wish I were me cause I'd love to party with myself. Look at the times of some of the posts here. Hell, you guys are really running efficient businesses talking on a chat room. Come to think of it, I'm the idiot. If I were sitting on my ass and getting 1.5% (or in w**ker's case 1.25%) while chatting on the internet I'd be doing it during the day also. Silly me. I have FINALLY seen the light!!! [/quote]
Very good point. I mean it's not like you're wasting time posting here that you 'kud use sellin' them same three funds to everybody eating a 6" BMT on white.
"I really wish I were me cause I'd love to party with myself."
My guess is you have no choice on that one.
[quote=The Real Truth]Wacko: Just read your last post and in all seriousness I can see your point. In the situation you described, I would be very comfortable with it. I still don't give a crap about alphabet soup as long as my clients are well diversified for the situation.
Don't think I'm going to stop having fun here just cause I agree with you this ONE time. I have to get my daily dose of pulling wings off flies and I have a reputation to maintain. [/quote]
You're really not any more convincing with this screen name than you were with that last one you were using when we laughed you out of here...
BrownShorts: Have you ever had sex with anyone other than a close family member?
[quote=The Real Truth]BrownShorts: Have you ever had sex with anyone other than a close family member?[/quote]
Hmmm, I doubt I've had sex with any of your family members. Why do you ask? Is there a medical issue I should be worried about? Please let me know if there's something running in your family so I can get any treatment required.
Thanks for the head's up.
How the hell do you guys have any time for work that's what I want to know.
Happy Friday.
Work? i thought that was what trails and renewals were for LOL..
It is amazing how much some post during "work" hours..
'Packages sent to the troops'
Beloit Daily News, WI - 23 hours ago
At the end of February our office (Edward Jones on Prairie Avenue) sent 21 care packages to our troops serving in Iraq. In March ...
Letter: Wine auction raises $7,000 for charity
Mansfield News, MA - 3 hours ago
... of Thyme for Dinner, the Rotary Club of Mansfield, Wendy Rich-Coleman, Gary and Kathleen Hall, Teddy DeCaro, Kevin Hylander of Edward Jones Investments, Paul ...
Former Broker Sentenced to Prison
WISH, IN - Apr 28, 2005
... Pennville. Reinhold worked as an investment representative in the Edward Jones office in Portland, about 45 miles south of Fort Wayne. ...
Damn that google........all in all, a good media month
Jones Envy,
Back at ya:
Merrill Lynch exec jailed in Enron fraud
Billings Gazette, MT - Apr 21, 2005
HOUSTON - A former Merrill Lynch & Co ... sentenced to 2 1/2 years in prison Thursday after a judge decided his crimes were "benign" compared to other fraud at Enron ...
Morgan Stanley seeks judge's ouster as fund mangers pile on ...
FinFacts Ireland, Ireland - Apr 12, 2005
... Last month Morgan Stanley, the second-biggest US securities firm, was declared an accessory in the accounting fraud perpetrated by the Sunbeam Corporation ...
AG Edwards is hit with class action
St. Louis Post-Dispatch, MO - Apr 12, 2005
... AG Edwards has acknowledged that it has revenue-sharing agreements. While several of its mutual fund practices are under state and ...
Florida-based broker fined by NASD
Orlando Sentinel (subscription), FL - Apr 28, 2005
... and ordered Raymond James Financial, the largest broker dealer based in Florida, to pay $888,000 to satisfy regulators' concerns over its handling of fee-based ...
Need some more?
Have I missed the point here, or are you trying to say that there are some good people and some bad people at various firms?
Wasn't Edward D Jones & Ted Jones above all of this ?
Webster & Jonestown They would both be embarrassed from you putting them in the same category as those other nasty Firms,wouldn't they?
I can't believe Mr Bill hasn't asked for heads to roll, since he only takes the high road on these types of subjects.........oh, by the way Mr. Bill talks sooooo much about having one Job and one Wife, Mr. Bill there is a difference.
Go for the GOLD