I have 6 new gray hairs since september.  Other than that, I like to think I’m 6x smarter since then too. 

In this market, it’s ok to look a little grizzled… weathered even. A few more grey hairs, wrinkles, lack of sleep lines/bags, some weight loss. Clients appreciate the fact that it’s stressing me out too. Unlike those “evil Wall Street Fat Cats” giving their offices a million dollar face lift while the rest of the country burns… Er, something like that anyway. I’m on YOUR side of the table Mr. Client, and you love me for it.

I’ve become a bald, fat tub of sh!t over the past couple of years.  When my clients come to the office, we hand them  an instruction sheet of how to operate the portable defibrulator mounted on the wall in my private office.  I had been thinking of taking up smoking for years and the 2008 market clinched it.  My hottie wife still loves me though.

I’ve gained a bunch of weight, and found some grey hairs… and believe me I’m WAY to young for grey hairs.

All that means is that the UV light emmissons from your XBox are bleaching out your hair. 

I’ve become a bald, fat tub of sh!t over the past couple of years. When my clients come to the office, we hand them an instruction sheet of how to operate the portable defibrulator mounted on the wall in my private office. I had been thinking of taking up smoking for years and the 2008 market clinched it. My hottie wife still loves me though.

“Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life son”  Dean Wormer

Oh no…I’ve got you beat in the “too young for grey hairs” department!

This market has caused me to lose 7 lbs via stress.  Not too shabby considering I haven't worked out since 1992.