Question for the bank kids
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You're lack of business accumen is obvious. I absolutely do not believe you have a 110 million dollar book..not because it isn't possible, but because it isn't possible for someone like yourself. Think on that awhile kid.
I'm not going to spell it out for you moron...let's just say I make money in other ways besides selling LPL's wrap account.
Free coffee? Not if you have to fill the pot.
Do they still give toasters away at your branch? Nope that can't be it.
Free plastic name tags?
Gosh what a stumper.
[quote=Ferris Bueller]
Free coffee? Not if you have to fill the pot.
Do they still give toasters away at your branch? Nope that can't be it.
Free plastic name tags?
Gosh what a stumper.
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Free sex with hot tellers...that's what it is.
Well it can't be a spell checker for his computer, given his spelling acumen above.
[quote=Ferris Bueller]
Well it can't be a spell checker for his computer, given his spelling acumen above.
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[quote=snaggletooth][quote=Ferris Bueller]
Free coffee? Not if you have to fill the pot.
Do they still give toasters away at your branch? Nope that can't be it.
Free plastic name tags?
Gosh what a stumper.
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Free sex with hot tellers...that's what it is.
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[quote=the word]Bluestars, you can keep taking shots in the dark, but i am not going to tell you how manage your accounts.[/quote]
Just keep churning, or wrapping 15bp Vanguard funds at 1% a year, as long as we have a bull market I'm sure it will all work out for you...........
Classic bluestars repsonse structure:
Insult, take another guess, emoticon for added poignancy.
Is this the fourth guess now? Don't you need to be cold calling someone?
[quote=the word]Don't you need to be cold calling someone?[/quote]
Why would that be an insult? Cold calling takes balls.
You tards glorify your ability to make cold calls, and point to your big balls as enablers of making said call. I then point to my big brain and relay that i found a way to eliminate cold calling, while still providing much the same result.
The reslults of improving efficiency, while removing a dredge from my life that remains in yours, makes it an insult.
Oh, and so Bluestars can understand
Let me know if i messed up the code.
You just don't get it. Maybe because you have a tiny penis, I'm not sure.
Most of us would much rather work for our success, than have something spoon fed to us. Net result is irrelevant. Anyone can do what you do so don't think you've invented something new or delude yourself into thinking that you are smarter for being lazy. What is relevant is that we have **earned** what we have. The world has much more respect for Ivanka Trump than for that spoiled brat Paris Hilton.
Here's the thing though. If someone can cold call and prospect, then they can build a career anywhere. If one day your bank president comes in and fires you for whatever reason, what are your chances of finding a similar deal elsewhere to what you have now? How many of your clients would follow you to another bank?
[quote=the word]
You tards glorify your ability to make cold calls, and point to your big balls as enablers of making said call. I then point to my big brain and relay that i found a way to eliminate cold calling, while still providing much the same result.
The reslults of improving efficiency, while removing a dredge from my life that remains in yours, makes it an insult.
Oh, and so Bluestars can understand
Let me know if i messed up the code.
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You just don't get it. Maybe because you have a tiny penis, I'm not sure.
Most of us would much rather work for our success, than have something spoon fed to us. Net result is irrelevant. Anyone can do what you do so don't think you've invented something new or delude yourself into thinking that you are smarter for being lazy. What is relevant is that we have **earned** what we have. The world has much more respect for Ivanka Trump than for that spoiled brat Paris Hilton.
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Zing, well i have a tiny penis and a liar to boot.
Do you think that these referrals just walk in and say what do i need to sign for you to take this money? Do you believe that i do not have to educate, develop strategies, and close deals?
You don't get it. If you are dumb enough to think that b/c you do more work for the same net result, that you have somhow earned something that people respect, you sir are an idiot.
[quote=the word]Zing, well i have a tiny penis and a liar to boot.
Do you think that these referrals just walk in and say what do i need to sign for you to take this money? Do you believe that i do not have to educate, develop strategies, and close deals?[/quote]
You obviously have enough brains to convince a captive, unsophisticated bank client to invest in the investment of the month. That's not saying much.
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You don't get it. If you are dumb enough to think that b/c you do more work for the same net result, that you have somhow earned something that people respect, you sir are an idiot. [/quote]
And you are an idiot for thinking that taking shortcuts in life gives you respect. I own my business. I could sell it tomorrow for 7 figures. Can you do that, Paris?
[quote=Ferris Bueller]
You just don't get it. Maybe because you have a tiny penis, I'm not sure.
Most of us would much rather work for our success, than have something spoon fed to us. Net result is irrelevant. Anyone can do what you do so don't think you've invented something new or delude yourself into thinking that you are smarter for being lazy. What is relevant is that we have **earned** what we have. The world has much more respect for Ivanka Trump than for that spoiled brat Paris Hilton.
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so i guess brokers at goldman that get ibanking clients referred to them are lazy...they would be better off "working" at a wirehouse or indy so they feel that their income has been "earned" instead of spoon fed
[quote=Vin Diesel]
so i guess brokers at goldman that get ibanking clients referred to them are lazy...they would be better off "working" at a wirehouse or indy so they feel that their income has been "earned" instead of spoon fed
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You and I both know what is required to get that job, school and GPA being only a part of the equation. Those people busted their ass to GET to that point. Big difference between them and the mirror fogging requirement to work at a bank.
I don't quite understand why a small majority of us are such whiners and very petty.
Just find a niche that works best for your situation and quit being so immature.
As comedian Artie Lange says "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!, his job is better than mine!"
Stop cryin,
Scrim
I've had enough with this corksoaker.
The next time you feel you have something insightful to add, share it on the short bus. I'm sure they have no problem with your logic.
[quote=Ferris Bueller][quote=Vin Diesel]
so i guess brokers at goldman that get ibanking clients referred to them are lazy...they would be better off "working" at a wirehouse or indy so they feel that their income has been "earned" instead of spoon fed
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You and I both know what is required to get that job, school and GPA being only a part of the equation. Those people busted their ass to GET to that point. Big difference between them and the mirror fogging requirement to work at a bank.
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fogging a mirror is the only requirement to work at a bank? this coming from the person who said " Net result is irrelevant"
wirehous brokers love the