Now they want us to send Postcards
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Sharpton said either you put chocolate on top or I will start the march. So EJ said, “Chocolate will be on top of a joker.”
These are the best forms of advertising I have ever seen!!! Send millions of these out…and you to can hire 250 per month and have negative growth…YAHOOOOOO!!!
Bill: How you doin Charlie?
Charlie: Great Bill, How's it by you?
B: Terrible! The factory down the street closed and now nobody within 30 miles wants to do any investing, they say 'I want to stay liquid, just in case'.
C: Man, that's too bad.
B: So whatt'r you doing for gross these days?
C: I just opened 75 Rollover accounts!
B:?????
C: Yeah, I heard of this factory a couple of towns over that was closing, so I sent out a whole bunch of those "Employment opportunities" cards. Funny thing about people looking for a job... they generally have a 401k at their last job. They called me, interested in getting a job, and while I was taking down their information, I populated an IRA Rollover New Account form. From there it was slam dunks ville!
B: Grrrrr...
C: I'm goin to Disneyworld!