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Apr 13, 2007 12:26 am

I'm guessing a lot of BOAs could be mistaken for East German powerlifters.

Apr 13, 2007 6:02 am

Sharpton said either you put chocolate on top or I will start the march. So EJ said, “Chocolate will be on top of a joker.”

Apr 13, 2007 6:04 am

Chocolate on top of da cracker

Apr 13, 2007 1:01 pm

These are the best forms of advertising I have ever seen!!!  Send millions of these out…and you to can hire 250 per month and have negative growth…YAHOOOOOO!!!

Apr 13, 2007 4:47 pm

Does EDJ pay for the postage or do they stick you with it!  

Apr 13, 2007 5:01 pm

Bill: How you doin Charlie?

Charlie: Great Bill, How's it by you?

B: Terrible! The factory down the street closed and now nobody within 30 miles wants to do any investing, they say 'I want to stay liquid, just in case'.

C: Man, that's too bad.

B: So whatt'r you doing for gross these days?

C: I just opened 75 Rollover accounts!

B:?????

C: Yeah, I heard of this factory a couple of towns over that was closing, so I sent out a whole bunch of those "Employment opportunities" cards. Funny thing about people looking for a job... they generally have a 401k at their last job. They called me, interested in getting a job, and while I was taking down their information, I populated an IRA Rollover New Account form. From there it was slam dunks ville!

B: Grrrrr...

C: I'm goin to Disneyworld!

Apr 13, 2007 5:35 pm

Dam your smart!!!

Apr 13, 2007 7:12 pm

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Dam your smart!!!

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"Dam" his smart?

Apr 13, 2007 7:22 pm

Go to hail bobbiee