I'm calling you ALL out
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[quote=Wet_Blanket][quote=iceco1d]This contest is a “best efforts” situation? Maximum return? Wet blanket, if you’re going to be running this show, we should be doing portfolios for a hypothetical case…say, "50 year old, single male. Never married, and no plans of being married. No kids. Parents dead. Has a 52 y/o brother. Considers himself “aggressive.”) blah blah blah.
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Okay. 82 year old man, dead wife. $462,000 to his name and he withdrawals 38% a year. Hoping to die before money runs out. Go![/quote]That seals the deal man, it’s official…compliance people just shouldn’t attempt humor. [/quote]
Don’t worry, the mkt has annualized 10 % since the beginning of time…buy, buy, buy
Wow, he is clearly asking how you are positioned now, not how have you been positioned. Also, not one person replied. I am a buy and hold guy so I follow asset allocation, but I think shoeshine made his point.
I posted most of my holdings…but then I noticed how many people already joined this thread, and decided even an incomplete list without allocations was probably a bad idea. Sorry.
Allocation doesn't matter stocks always go up over time..blah blah blah
[quote=UNDERMINDED] 50% Guns
50% Delicious Quesadilla[/quote]
DELICIOUS QUESADILLA.
THIS is post of the year.
maybe post of decade
maybe greatest post EVER
no time frame
greatest EVER-period
D Quesa. great call
[quote=iceco1d] [quote=What Me Worry] [quote=iceco1d]
I posted most of my holdings...but then I noticed how many people already joined this thread, and decided even an incomplete list without allocations was probably a bad idea. Sorry. [/quote]Allocation doesn't matter stocks always go up over time..blah blah blah[/quote]
I'm going to put this as nicely as I can to you...
Shut your f*cking mouth you little child. If I want your opinion, interjection, or point of view, I will directly ask for it. Otherwise, put your skirt back on, sit down, and shut the f*ck up until you're called on, or spoken to, if ever (unlikely).
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[quote=What Me Worry] [quote=iceco1d]
Allocation doesn’t matter stocks always go up over time…blah blah blah[/quote]I’m going to put this as nicely as I can to you…Shut your fcking mouth you little child. If I want your opinion, interjection, or point of view, I will directly ask for it. Otherwise, put your skirt back on, sit down, and shut the fck up until you’re called on, or spoken to, if ever (unlikely)
you and you clients will all be crushed by every mkt in the world.it is a huge bubble created by too much money being printed.you are screwed.quit paying attention to what your firm and the boneheads on cnbc are telling you.they are simply trying to sell products. Go ahead and break out your software to try to find my identity and ban my ip address.it will not work.you are a 28 year old loser.quick find a new career why you have the chance
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50% Ammo 50% Delicious Quesadilla[/quote] Best post since meletio predicted hurricane meletio would hit at 12:37 eastern.Ball shiner.You are all so brave behind your lies. No BS noexcuses…I want to know what you hold right now and if any changes are made post them here. I have posted my holdings, now let’s have them!!! I will be holding all of you accountable after the crash. ( Even though you will make excuses and lie at that point ) I have said it before and I will say it again…I am not predicting the end of the world, it won’t happen. I am predicting a repricing of equities. Now, post your holdings and nothing else…if you dare
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[quote=What Me Worry] [quote=iceco1d]
Allocation doesn’t matter stocks always go up over time…blah blah blah[/quote]I’m going to put this as nicely as I can to you…Shut your fcking mouth you little child. If I want your opinion, interjection, or point of view, I will directly ask for it. Otherwise, put your skirt back on, sit down, and shut the fck up until you’re called on, or spoken to, if ever (unlikely).[/quote]
Ok i’m gonna put this a nicely as possible. I could less of a tiny piece of crap what you think. This is a forum for opinions. My opinion is that you will be out of business in less than 2 years. My opinion is you are a punk 28 year old who doesn’t know his head form his ass, My opinion is you probably have not cracked the 5 million in assets mark. My opinion is that all of your friends call you a loser when you leave the room. and did I happen to mention I could care less what you think. I don’t even know you. Any questions douchebag ?
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2 quick points:#1 - For a guy that “doesn’t care what I think,” you still needed to respond to my post, not once, but twice! This is AFTER you responded to one of my posts, for no reason at all. Not the behavior of someone that “doesn’t care what I think.” The simple fact of the matter is that no matter how much you want me to give you a little lesson in economics and finance, it’s just not going to happen pal. #2 - For a guy that claims to know more than the rest of us, you sure do have trouble following simple directions. You know, like “shut your fcking mouth, child," now, I wouldn’t think that’s a tough one to follow? Apparently it is though, so I’ll reiterate it. Unless you are spoken to on this forum, directly, keep your fcking sac-shiner SHUT. You do not have my permission to speak, nor does anyone give a fck about your opinions. Shut. The. Fck. Up. Loser. Truly, what kind of loser, failure of a human being, spends countless hours on an internet forum where exactly ZERO people like him. In fact, you come here with the sole intent of being disliked. And this isn’t something you got drunk one night, and picked a fight online…you’ve been at this for almost 6 months! What the fck is wrong with you? See a shrink. Find a woman. Get a hobby. Do SOMETHING, you god dmn loser! Really? What kind of pathetic “man” are you? If you ARE a “kid,” you must be quite a bit of a douche…all the other 20-somethings are out getting laid and having fun. You are on here envying some strangers Forefront bonus? If you really ARE a wealthy trader, image how pathetic your peers would find your leisure activity of coming on here for sooooo long, acting like a complete child? But in all likelihood, you are a 40 - 55 y/o loser, with a ho-hum office job, that probably got burned with your $18K IRA with some idiot broker in the tech bubble. Since then, you don’t trust FAs, and have been day trading your IRA on Schwab. Of course, since the tech bubble, every retard made money, but since you got burned by stocks before, you probably run a pretty conservative portfolio. SO when the house burnt down in 2008, you were pretty safe, which you THINK now gives you the right to profess how much of a market guru you are. But in reality, you ARE so conservative, because in real life, everyone hates you. You’re the guy that gets made fun of behind your back (which is often, because NO ONE invites you anywhere). The extent of your social interraction is at the water cooler at work, or in the lunch room or cafeteria, or with your parents (with whom, you may still live with). When you were in high school, you never went to a dance. You never dated a girl. You didn’t get laid. You didn’t get invited to any parties. You didn’t play any sports. You had pimples, probably were a little porky, some sh*t-rocket car, and drab clothes. You were, and still are, the epitome of a dweeb. Flash forward 20 or 30 years, and you are STILL that pathetic little man-wannabe. No friends. No social skils. No money. No nice things. No family. No wife. No kids. You hate your life so much, you come on this forum (and probably others, too) and pretend to be a person you are not. The jig is up Mel, I know who and what you are, and so do most people on this site. Move on. And as my honest advice to you would be, knock the chip off your shoulder. Admit what your life has been, and WHY it has been that way. The only person that can make it better, is you. Drop the grudge. Expand your horizons. Make an effort to develop a personality. Read some books. Maybe take a class. And try and make the last 1/2 of your life, better than the first 1/2. And maybe someday, you can actually be a functional part of society, and enjoy life, instead of being the bitter little recluse that you are.Good luck.Edit - Guess that wasn’t QUICK, nor was it only 2 POINTS. Sorry.
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Well guess what you 28 year old child. I read everything you just posted and I must say that with out question…” you score a ZERO " 100 % incorrect on every single point you attempted to make. I hope you do better in you soon to be ended career than you do here. By the way…I see you also post on gametracker as well. Are you a loser on those forums as well. By the way, I did find a woman…YOUR MOM
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[quote=What Me Worry] [quote=iceco1d]
Allocation doesn’t matter stocks always go up over time…blah blah blah[/quote]I’m going to put this as nicely as I can to you…Shut your fcking mouth you little child. If I want your opinion, interjection, or point of view, I will directly ask for it. Otherwise, put your skirt back on, sit down, and shut the fck up until you’re called on, or spoken to, if ever (unlikely).[/quote]
nice car cheeseball!
I think you guys are way too harsh on Mel. Let him have some fun here on the forum. It’s his only social interaction besides porn.
Jesus you can’t make a buck in this market, the country’s goin’ to hell faster than when that son of a bitch Roosevelt was in charge. Too much cheap money sloshing around the world. The worst mistake we ever made was letting Nixon get off the gold standard.
[quote=Lou] Churn em and burn em buddy boy …we’re not fund managers
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sup mel?
You once told me, don’t get emotional about stock.
Don’t!
The bid is 16 1/2 and going down.
As your broker, I advise you to take it.
Wonder if Shoeshine saw Prechter today on Fast Money. Prechter said the top is in and he expects the market to make new lows next year.
Are you serious? Whip saw Precher REALLY said that?
Ok then. we are going to new lows then. if he said it.
Prechter is dead wrong. However, whipsaw is not a fair nickname. He got out at the highs, ( actually he shorted ) got in at the lows, And did not bail until August 5th. Granted, he is making a huge mistake. The guy NAILED it.( until now ) Smart guy, he just underestimates the govt.'s ability to manipulate. ( the worlds govt.'s )Are you serious? Whip saw Precher REALLY said that?
Ok then. we are going to new lows then. if he said it.