The gall of GP's
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[quote=MISS JONES][quote=bspears]
And just think they had to get rid of the "No panties Friday" guy...assholes!!
[/quote] I really liked NO PANTIES fridays.. When did they cancel it??? It started a trend- now I don't wear panties all weekend.. j/k [/quote]I knew there was some reason I liked you....
I had planned to run out this afternoon to get a Christmas gift for my wife but I might wait, all I can think of is panties.
What is it with Men and Panties! I swear every guy I date is obsessed with what panty set I have for that day… That could explain why I spend so much money on them…
I PANTIES! Miss J…I remember hearing the Van Pearcy story…something along the lines of Van adding exotic dancers to his support staff and then instituting no-panties Fridays. In light of revenue-sharing, etc., it seems hypocritical to show Van the door over a moral issue that a lot of his customers apparently had no problem with…
The upper management was probably pissed they were 1 uped by Van. They probably wrote a memo to the SEC…“see the revenue sharing is no big deal compared to “No Panties Friday” and we have let this vulgar practicioner go. We can’t standby and have one or our own be lacking in moral and or ethical good judgement”…please go easy on us.
How many panties can you buy on 28% payout, Miss Jones? Before you answer, think of how many you can purchase with 90%. Your boyfriend will be happy with the extra 62% you'd be wearing or not...Actually with Van it was one of his support staff that turned him in. The no panty day was just one in a line of many HR violations.
No, when I was in the home office, the New IRs would get a lecture from the GP of HR at lunch on Monday of KYC. She would tell the story, of course leaving out the name. Didn’t take long to figure out who it was. Later, when talking to one of the IRs in his old region, I learned it was true, not just a story HR made up.
Well, I still like him. I’m sure he was misunderstood…he could have meant no pantlegs…and they thought he said panties.
[quote=bspears]Well, I still like him. I’m sure he was misunderstood…he could have meant no pantlegs…and they thought he said panties.[/quote]
I hear that the big problem was that he required proof of policy compliance…
well...of course...wouldn't you...I mean..If I say "Miss Jones, we have a no pantleg policy on Fridays here in our Edward Jones office." I would be checking Miss Jones on Friday, just to make sure she was compliant with office policy. Duhh..
In retrospect, I'm sure his mentor taught him this...it might have even been in KYC training in the late 80's..early 90's.
I’ve read through this thread and come to the conclusion that bspears is really Van Pearcy. Spears, you’re my hero, if not my role model.
At the latest regional meeting, I hooked up with some GPs, and we went out to see the peelers. It’s always no-panty Friday there! We used up more than our share of dollar bills, if you know what I mean! When it was time to leave, and we had to figure out our cover story, we decided to tell our wives that we had been “revenue-sharing”. It felt good to tell the truth.
Well Since I don’t have much going on in the office at this moment I will chime in…
I feel I would be the BEST candidate to write the preface since I do comply with the NO PANTIES Friday's. I find it makes my conversations so much more 'loose'. It has even turn around my social life. As I previously mentioned I carry the no panty rule throughout the weekend. With much success I might add. My date ratio has skyrocketed. Although- the dates aren't much quality they are in a larger quantity. thanks again for the laughs.