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Dev's

Do you recall the GP that was filming the BOA going to the bathroom

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 I missed hearing about that. If't were me....it'd been on like Donkey Kong...no need to involve the geeps. Open up 50 gal drum of whup *ss ol Roy D Mercer would be proud of.

What about the BOA who was answering the phone in the toiley via wireless headset? Now THAT'S efficiency! "Thank you for calling Edward...frrrpppppp"

[quote=Indyone]BTW, Holder still lurks (at least as of 6/13) even though he hasn't posted since his infamous exchange with spiked on 5/31...[/quote

Wasn't it in Tommy Boy when Ray Zalinsky said something like..."send over a bottle of champagne on ice...no wait skip the champagne, just the ice, with a note that says tough break, ice down your rocks on me, love ray"

he still sends the champagne and tells him to get drunk on me, use the ice to ice down your marbles.

thanks.

my pleasure.

You guys are totally wrong.  My BOA can kick any ML, SB or whatever's BUTT.  She comes in on time, is loyal, and works very hard.  She knows she is appreciated and I pay her huge bonuses. 

I take her to lunch at the Chinese restaurant next door to my office once a month (and She LOVES IT!). I also pay her a $1 for every account opened and will surprise her with a bag of M&M's or whatever candy she prefers.  She snacks on them all day.  For Christmas, I take her to Bob Evans or Friendly's.  We have a GREAT relationship and I really appreciate her.  She even gives me referrals from her church and from her husband's plant.

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You guys are totally wrong.  My BOA can kick any ML, SB or whatever's BUTT. 

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$10 says I could take her in a street fight.

I have not heard a Bob Evan’s reference in some time.  Good laugh…Ahh, Incredble, Ed Jones doesn’t deserve you.

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[quote=Maxstud]Seriously where do you people live?  It some sort of vacuum?  The BOA's in my region complain about how much they are paid.  They have internet and everything.  How hard is it to research this stuff, and why is this worth a topic to start.  Wow. [/quote]

The internet at Jones?  May as well not even have it if it's going to take all day to open a few pages.  When I was with the cult I remember having to go home to use the internet if I wanted to run a Goldman Sachs Xray on a portfolio.  I simply didn't have two hours to get it to work.  I really don't think the internet was meant to run over a satellite system Max!

Why don’t you guys believe me?  I’m going to eat at the buffet tonight with my family at the Chinese restaurant next to my office.  I bring in my six kids and my beautiful wife and we eat and eat and eat.  I also need to drop my business cards at the cashier register.  They have my card and the local Chiropractor.  My wife calls him a “Quack.”  However, she visits him every Monday, Wednesday and Friday.  He seems like a really nice guy especially when he sees my wife. 

[quote=Incredble Hulk]Why don’t you guys believe me?  I’m going to eat at the buffet tonight with my family at the Chinese restaurant next to my office.  I bring in my six kids and my beautiful wife and we eat and eat and eat.  I also need to drop my business cards at the cashier register.  They have my card and the local Chiropractor.  My wife calls him a “Quack.”  However, she visits him every Monday, Wednesday and Friday.  He seems like a really nice guy especially when he sees my wife.  [/quote] Incredble: Two questions…(1)What color is the chiropractor’s hair? (2) Do any of your 6 kids have the same color hair?

The chiropractor's hair is red.

Two of my kids have red hair.  What's your point? 

By the way, one child is named Edward, one is named Doug, one is named Mary (after my BOA), and one is named Lou (after my BOA).  The other two: one is a Jr. and the other girl is named after her grandmother.

And before you even think that my wife slept with the chiropractor, my dad's stepfather has red hair too.  So there. 

Gone Indy:

...I really don't think the internet was meant to run over a satellite system Max!

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A friend of mine has an internet dish set-up. It's like a "Directv" dish, but dedicated to the internet, only. It's very fast, but very expensive. And God forbid, if the midwest is getting hit with storms, he can't pick-up anything. 

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The chiropractor's hair is red.

Two of my kids have red hair.  What's your point? 

By the way, one child is named Edward, one is named Doug, one is named Mary (after my BOA), and one is named Lou (after my BOA).  The other two: one is a Jr. and the other girl is named after her grandmother.

And before you even think that my wife slept with the chiropractor, my dad's stepfather has red hair too.  So there. 

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You are way too big of a dumbass to need two boa's.

Umm, I think he has one BOA…her name is Mary-Lou.

[quote=canucklehead]Umm, I think he has one BOA…her name is Mary-Lou.[/quote] And his real name is Jim Bob and he has 14 teeth because he can’t afford a dentist because he’s paying the chiro for his wife’s “manipulations”.

[quote=canucklehead]Umm, I think he has one BOA...her name is Mary-Lou.[/quote]

Umm, I think you're a dumbass too.  Whoever said Mary Lou uses a hyphen. Maybe you should stay on that canadian site where the humor is more obvious.

Unsunghero,

Your name says it all.  Actually, it should say Unsungloser.

Canucklehead is correct.  I have one BOA.

No "i",

You are still too big a dumbass to need two boa's. I dont care how they spell their names.  You should go to Canada too.

My name may say it all, but at least it is mine.....dumbass. 

When some loser signs on to this site as Unsnghero i'll know I have accomplished something great...dumbass.