Don’t hate the Player hate the game.

Had DeCracker today.  And yes, they were white.

Rusty Cox

My best freind had a Persian gentleman named Mahda Fahkir.  Yep that is EXACTLY how it is pronounced.

Had a Robert McRoberts today.

Called a couple of "Playas" this week:

Clarence B. Hustler and Bill Cashdollar,

Realator: Spencer Ahole

Barry Horney…he is now a client

Had to resurrect this thread today as I was signing off as OSJ for another LPL rep and he too, was opening accounts for the Horney family...

Michael Takash*t.

From my old retail days in college, I had a customer named Henrik Schittenhaard. 

Please note, I have updated from my page one post.  I didn’t think that Hugh was correct when I posted that.

Phil McCracken

Ira Leads

I went to school with a guy that was named William Gibson Morehead, we just called him "Gib" and that was bad enough.

I also met a girl in a bar whose name was Anita Cox, I didn't beleive her till she showed me her driver's license.

Knew a girl who used to be a broker with the last name Cashdollar.  

My wife's hometown had a chiropractor named Dr. Bonebreak.  

John Wigglesworth

Dick Love

Dick Twitchel

Richard Handler…they called him Dick