Cubs choke again and don’t win their division even though the entire world has picked them - CC Sabathia gets injured because he threw way too much last year - Josh Hamiliton wins AL MVP - Red Sox vs Mets World Series, Red Sox in 6

Cubs loose they’re entire bench in a terrible bus crash.  Billy Bob Thorton steps in to assemble a crackpot mix of youngsters with heart.  Through sheer will and determination, they go on to break the curse and grasp the first world series in over 100 years.

   

[quote=UNDERMINDED]Cubs loose they’re entire bench in a terrible bus crash.  Billy Bob Thorton steps in to assemble a crackpot mix of youngsters with heart.  Through sheer will and determination, they go on to break the curse and grasp the first world series in over 100 years.

   [/quote] Only after Billy Bob has run out of pitchers, scans the crowd pensively, and plucks Tatum O'Neal from the box seats to retire the side.

-Mark Teixeira breaks part of one of his limbs and misses at least 2 months of the season

-Tim Lincecum becomes the 1st pitcher to win 25 games for a last place team -The Mets don't make the playoffs -Citi Field has an emotional ceremony for Gary Sheffield after hitting his 500th home run -Joe Mauer and Derrek Lee win league MVP's -Boston wins World Series over the Dodgers

 - Phillies lose their first home game of the season.

   - The Yankees finish third in the AL East.    - NLCS - Dodgers over Braves in 7    - ALCS - Red Sox over Angels in 6    - World Series - Red Sox over Dodgers in 5   AL Cy Young - Jon Lester AL MVP - Mark Texiera (he will single handedly carries the Yankes to a third place finish.) AL Batting Champ - Mark Texiera   NL Cy Young - Tim Lincecum NL MVP - Manny Ramirez NL Batting Champ - Chipper Jones