I have been getting hit on heavily by a female FA - which is tempting. Anyone been burned by this?
FYI - if I go for it I will give her the full sales load.
LOL...what the -----?!!! I thought you were DIY...you actually have an advisor?
Hell no! Maybe I should do this out of principle and "stick it" to her for my Boglehead brethern!
Go back to trying to sell your golf thingy.
And no, I don't have an advisor. I was tinkering around in my living room during that blizzard on the East coast the other week. Totally snowed in, so I couldn't walk to the Commune that day.Anyway there was a rap-tap-tap at my front door and I was suprised to find a fridged bundled up FA who recently opened an office in the area and "wanted to meet her neighbors". The blizzard was still full on so I invited her in to warm up next to the fire.Unbundled, she had a rocking body. She went into a presentation on investments and savings, but added real emphasis to the words "long", "recurring", "personal", "assest", and "cock" during the conversation - which I was impressed that she was able to work the word "cock" into it.Anyways, she sends me an email once in a while and asked if she can call me when she "has a good idea". Late last night, I recieved a call from her. She told me that she had a "good idea" and heard I have a "hot tip" and she knows where I can stick it.
LOL...this can't be real...
I will have pictures - but the face maybe buried.
A mind is a terrible thing to waste. ( 1970's TV government ads.)
Once she is successful and stops doorknocking you can kiss that rock hard body goodbye.
LA Broker wrote:Once she is successful and stops doorknocking you can kiss that rock hard body goodbye. I don't plan to keep this up for 5 years.
I see nothing that can go wrong here.
this has got to be one of the funniest post...lighten up my day!
Prime Time wrote:Go back to trying to sell your golf thingy.
Don't you have the same issue with Dudes in you cubicle? Oh...........you welcome it, thats right.
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