Reminds me of my company:

  "Coming soon: New Brokerage platform"   "Prepare yourself for the new technology rolling out in the next quarter"   "Paperless insurance applications to be accepted momentarily"   "Access to multiple annuity carriers, soon"   Been hearing the same things since '06 and am still holding my breath...

Ferris Bueller:

Love it

funny


ferris,

your a di*k,
pissy,
direct,
negative
honest,
cynical
and a real cokcsucker

and usually right.
i love you like a brother man

mlgone:

get a room boyz

    my muffin head