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meletio wrote:Bye Bye...What are you a flight attendent
That would be "Buh-bye".  You should fly at least once.  It's fun.

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MELATIO:
"The market will take a major dump today at 2:17pm. If I were you boneheads ( which thank god i'm not ) i would be trying to hold on rather that getting all would up by my post. I just tell it like it is and you can't handle it. Here is how it is ...one more time for those of you that are a little slow.You business is toast...wealthy clients are going to Schwab and Fidelity. The cash on the sidelines will not come in to the mkt. it will be used to pay bills. As I said again you will be living off of a smaller client base with a lower payout. Good luck with your night jobs Losers"
 
Hardly a major dump?....

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meletio wrote:Ok all of you losers listen up. even though most of you have been series 7 for less than 5 years, I'll give you some advice. Over that past 2 weeks every single earnings report has meet or beat expectations. All economic numbers have met or been better than expectations. The adp employment report was viewed as a positive. A couple of bible thumping right wing republican assholes were elected...and after all of that the mkt can't hold a rally. What that tells you is that the highs have been seen in the mkt and the slow bleed has begun. Can you imagine what's going to happen when we get some bad news if good news doesn't move the mkt. Sharpen up your resumes pikers...you're gonna need them
 
You're no boy genius... most strategists have been calling for S&P at 1050 for year end.
 
Closed at 1046 today , so what is so surprising or insightful about your internet message board predictions? 
 
Take your magic ball and run a seminar on your newly invented forecasting strategy.

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November which year?  Just so we're straight.

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meletio wrote: The Jr. in front of your name would explain why you listen to strategist. Like Abby Cohen, or Ralph Acompora or the little raspy voice clown at Morgan Stanley. These guys get paid to be bullish. And by the way most are looking for 1100. They better keep looking. If the strategist were not bullish the how could all of you pencil d***s get your clients to buy anything. Keep listening to them and you'll need you resume updated quicker than you would otherwise. The mkt is going down big time ...Ok I picked 2:17 b/c it was after the fed. I was wrong..My new prediction without a precise time is before November is over the s&p will hit 940.
 
That's hardly the case since I am a jr. partner RIA firm that runs a total return strategy.  I get paid to short the market as well.  Something only numbnuts have suggested in the past two quarters.
 
and 940 S&P?  Why is that such a non-consesus view?  It's all to realistic to expect a challenge to 50 DMA's.  If you centered a discussion around oversold/overbought % indicators on the S&P you might come to different year end conclusions that is bullish above 940.
 
Go back to your magic 8 ball and running your money from a dorm room through TDAmeritrade.
 
Or you can stay here and prove to internet strangers you have some collective knowledge of the future.  Either way you're a huge dork.

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No. He's a huge d***.  I looked it up.http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=meletioI'm in love.

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THAT'S RIGHT SUCKAS! POLISH YOUR RESUMES. I OWN YOU ALL!

JR. INDY I LOVE LITTLE BOYS - WILL YOU BE MY JUNIOR?

MELETIOPHILIA 4EVA!

I KNOW ALL ABOUT THE MARKETS! I'M LIKE NOSTRADAMUS AND SH!T!

MARKET CRASHED LIKE CRAZY TODAY. EAT IT!

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I KNOW ALL ABOUT THE BIZ, EVEN THOUGH I WAS NEVER IN THE BIZ

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EAT IT DENIERS!

I STOPPED DENYING THAT I MOLEST MY SON! YOU SHOULD STOP DENYING THAT THE MARKET WILL FALL!

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meletio wrote:Maybe you can become a SR. partner when you learn about valuation . Oh I can see you in court when you violate your fiduciary agreement with your clients..( which you need to have to be a RIA ) Sorry Mr. client I know you had an investment policy statement but the dollar weakness trade that is based on momentum and not fundamentals was so much fun. Please don't sue me MR. client .
 
valuation of what?  anyone putting a hard dollar estimation on market valuations is guessing on earnings.  that is where your magic crystal ball is coming in right?
 
stick to your text books at school.  maybe when you graduate and start interviewing you can afford a suit at JosABank.  Its quite a step up from Men's Wherehouse.  It is so choice, I highly recommend it.
 
I gotta admit though, you are picking up the lingo to sound like a professional.  keep up the good work.  meletio for market felatio.

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Guys, I just got fired for playing on this forum all day. My boss said I had to make 20 cold calls today and I only made 19. I'm screwed. I got an interest rate only mortgage, 50m in credit cards and no money in the bank. I guess I'll have to break out the old kneepads

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Jr Indy wrote: meletio wrote:Maybe you can become a SR. partner when you learn about valuation . Oh I can see you in court when you violate your fiduciary agreement with your clients..( which you need to have to be a RIA ) Sorry Mr. client I know you had an investment policy statement but the dollar weakness trade that is based on momentum and not fundamentals was so much fun. Please don't sue me MR. client .
 
valuation of what?  anyone putting a hard dollar estimation on market valuations is guessing on earnings.  that is where your magic crystal ball is coming in right?
 
stick to your text books at school.  maybe when you graduate and start interviewing you can afford a suit at JosABank.  Its quite a step up from Men's Wherehouse.  It is so choice, I highly recommend it.
 
I gotta admit though, you are picking up the lingo to sound like a professional.  keep up the good work.  meletio for market felatio.

I CAN GOOGLE BETTER THAN ANYBODY. THATS HOW I KNOW ABOUT ACATS AND FIDUCIARY STUFF.

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Meletio- you called it dude.

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I MADE YOU ALL JOKES. MY LOVERS, PERMA BOO BOO AND SHINEMYKNOB OWN YOU ALL!

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meletio wrote:I love the fact that in the last two days I have turned what used to be a forum for advisors into a complete joke and you guys are just adding fuel to my fire !
 
lol....were you not here for the whole "windy fiasco"...It was a joke long before you got here!

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Hey Kool-Aid wrote: meletio wrote:I love the fact that in the last two days I have turned what used to be a forum for advisors into a complete joke and you guys are just adding fuel to my fire !
 
lol....were you not here for the whole "windy fiasco"...It was a joke long before you got here!

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Hey Kool-Aid wrote:meletio wrote:I love the fact that in the last two days I have turned what used to be a forum for advisors into a complete joke and you guys are just adding fuel to my fire !
 
lol....were you not here for the whole "windy fiasco"...It was a joke long before you got here!
 
dont ruin meletio's self esteem and thinking the act is original.

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meletio wrote:Jr. , I think I just heard the bell at the drive-in. you better get your headset on and take the order
 
Obviously, you're not a golfer.

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I'M THE GREATEST GOLFER IN THE WORLD. TIGER WOODS IS MY B*TCH! I KNOW ALL. GET READY FOR THE MARKET TO CRASH TOMORROW AT 3:57 E.S.T. AND 52 SECONDS!

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meletio,

1. you aren't in this business.
2. you day trade a schwab acct (hilarious, btw)
3. you believe you're entitled
4. your only registration is on the sex offender registry
5. you clearly don't belong here
6. you have no insight
7. you clearly don't belong here
8. you clearly don't belong anywhere
9. consider suicide

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JUST BECAUSE I'M A REGISTERED SEX OFFENDER DOESN'T MEAN I DON'T BELONG.

WATCH IT FALL.

I'M GAY, I LIKE LITTLE BOYS. I'M A DAY TRADING GENIUS. PLEASE LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME! KEEP RESPONDING TO ME, SO I CAN FEEL GOOD ABOUT MYSELF.

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Geez, this guy is truly sick

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meletio wrote:Ok all of you losers listen up. even though most of you have been series 7 for less than 5 years, I'll give you some advice. Over that past 2 weeks every single earnings report has meet or beat expectations. All economic numbers have met or been better than expectations. The adp employment report was viewed as a positive. A couple of bible thumping right wing republican assholes were elected...and after all of that the mkt can't hold a rally. What that tells you is that the highs have been seen in the mkt and the slow bleed has begun. Can you imagine what's going to happen when we get some bad news if good news doesn't move the mkt. Sharpen up your resumes pikers...you're gonna need them

Meletio, seriously. You've stated previously (even though you modified your post) that you are a failed FA. To paraphrase you, "I lost all my clients money, so I quit."
I read this forum to gain insight from those who actually know something. Shania, mlgone, Squash1, Ferris, Ageman, etc. They actually know what they're talking about, and when they’re not wasting time making you look foolish, they post info that is meaningful to those of us who are interested.
You've proven you're a doorknob. You've made 3 predictions that were atrocious. You serve no purpose and are making a fool of yourself.
Please stop, and run along now…

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meletoi wrote: JUST BECAUSE I'M A REGISTERED SEX OFFENDER DOESN'T MEAN I DON'T BELONG.

WATCH IT FALL.

I'M GAY, I LIKE LITTLE BOYS. I'M A DAY TRADING GENIUS. PLEASE LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME! KEEP RESPONDING TO ME, SO I CAN FEEL GOOD ABOUT MYSELF.

he's starting to break down.   

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Great intelligent answers you crooks.  Why don't you listen to what the man has to say?  Forget it.  I think I'm just going to screw with you people too.  Maybe if we can keep your attention from your clients, you won't ruin their lives.

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THAT'S RIGHT PERMA-BOO-BOO!  WE'RE GONNA SAVE THE COUNTRY.  OBAMA WILL LOVE US AND THEN WE'LL LOVE HIM BACK!!  PAY ATTENTION TO ME!! LET IT RAIN!!!

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permabear wrote: Great intelligent answers you crooks.  Why don't you listen to what the man has to say?  Forget it.  I think I'm just going to screw with you people too.  Maybe if we can keep your attention from your clients, you won't ruin their lives.

okay meletio, you lonely little suckpipe. you do that

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meletio wrote:Ok all of you losers listen up. even though most of you have been series 7 for less than 5 years, I'll give you some advice. Over that past 2 weeks every single earnings report has meet or beat expectations. All economic numbers have met or been better than expectations. The adp employment report was viewed as a positive. A couple of bible thumping right wing republican assholes were elected...and after all of that the mkt can't hold a rally. What that tells you is that the highs have been seen in the mkt and the slow bleed has begun. Can you imagine what's going to happen when we get some bad news if good news doesn't move the mkt. Sharpen up your resumes pikers...you're gonna need them
 
If the NASDAQ being up almost 2.5% by 11:00AM is a slow bleed then bring it on! 

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LET IT RAIN.   3:47:52 Zulu. ACATS PILING UP! WATCH THE SLOW BLEED. I HAVE TRIED TO TELL YOU THIS STUFF IN TECHNICAL TERMS THAT I DON'T REALLY UNDERSTAND BECAUSE I SPEND MOST OF MY TIME ON LITTLE BOY CHAT ROOMS, BUT A WARNING IS A WARNING! WATCH IT CRASH PIKERS!

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Meletoi=Meletio
Guys stop feeding this troll.

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THAT'S RIGHT CHUMPS! I AM MELETIOPHILIA!

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THAT'S RIGHT LOSERS! I RUN THIS SHOW! IT'S THE GAY SHOW! JUST BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN WRONG OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND THINK I KNOW STUFF, DOESN'T MEAN I DON'T OWN YOU! THE MARKET WILL FALL AT 3:47 AND YOU SUCKAS WILL BE WASHING CARS NEXT TO ME WHILE I TRADE MY SCHWAB ACCOUNT THAT HAS $1500 IN IT! I'LL BE AT $1501 TODAY WHEN I GET SOME SDS. EAT IT SUCKAS!

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Ripped from the headlines:
 
Business productivity at 6-year high, jobless claims fall
 
New jobless claims drop to 512,000, lowest since Jan
 
 
 
The book of Revelations predicted that these are the first signs of the coming Apocolypse.
 

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LOOK, JUST BECAUSE MY SDS SHARES ARE DOWN 5% FOR THE WEEK, DOESN'T MEAN I'M WRONG -  BESIDES, THAT'S ONLY LIKE $70!

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YOU NEED TO LISTEN TO JAMES QUINN, HE'S GOT AN MBA AND IS A CPA.  BRILLIANT GUY!  JUST BECAUSE SOME OF THE PEOPLE YOU LISTEN TO HAVE PH.D'S DOESN"T MAKE THEM SMARTER.

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meletio wrote:Wet Blanket, since you sound a little more mature than the other numnuts on this board, read this if you have time http://seekingalpha.com/article/103202-the-shallowest-generation
 
He had me until:  The bottom 30% will reach the age of 65 with net worth of less than $100,000. They will try to subsist in poverty, dependent upon social security and part time Wal-Mart jobs until they die penniless.
 
What the fcuk does he know????  My Wal-Mart job is a lifestyle choice.

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