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You are all so brave behind your lies. No BS noexcuses.........I want to know what you hold right now and if any changes are made post them here. I have posted my holdings, now let's have them!!! I will be holding all of you accountable after the crash. ( Even though you will make excuses and lie at that point )  I have said it before and I will say it again........I am not predicting the end of the world, it won't happen. I am predicting a repricing of equities. Now, post your holdings and nothing else.....if you dare

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I'm holding a cup of coffee.

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howboutshoeshine wrote:You are all so brave behind your lies. No BS noexcuses.........I want to know what you hold right now and if any changes are made post them here. I have posted my holdings, now let's have them!!! I will be holding all of you accountable after the crash. ( Even though you will make excuses and lie at that point )  I have said it before and I will say it again........I am not predicting the end of the world, it won't happen. I am predicting a repricing of equities. Now, post your holdings and nothing else.....if you dare

 
 
Don't feel like searching, post again exactly what you are holding... if you dare.

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Sure...let me just run it by compliance...

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I'm holding something just for you

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Shine - what are your holdings?
 
Okay boys, let's take this outside to the Investopedia Stock Simulator.  You can make the contest password protected so it is out of the public realm.

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mlgone wrote:I'm hold my d** wait a minute shineboy? YOUR HOLDING MY D**

 
 
He's holding his own d***, or a AAA battery.  Difficult to tell.

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Well, Losers. I'm done, you're too stupid for me.
10% US dollar
15% 20 year treasuries
15% corporates
15% aggregate bond index
5% short GOLD
10% TIPS
15% BIL
CASH
 
I won't post again, USELESS. I FEEL BAD FOR YOUR CLIENTELE.
 
 
GUTLESS PSSIES

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If you guys really feel confident, you can join:
 
Set up a game called:
 
I'd like to invite you to join the game named Bullsh*t Contest as well. To sign up and to join the game right now, click here.
 
PM me for the password (not open for public viewing).
 
This simulator has its limitations - but fairly accurate.  Also, be careful with your email address (make a new one) because everyone will be able to see it.
 

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Ishares China
Ishares Brazil
 
Short... ENER
 

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Im holding your wive's car keys.   she is freshing up.

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That's the most pathetic gutless portfolio I've ever seen. I make more in  two weeks than that with the same OR LESS RISK in a year.
 
Good job moron.
 
 

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 rm

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howboutshoeshine wrote: Well, Losers. I'm done, you're too stupid for me.
10% US dollar
15% 20 year treasuries
15% corporates
15% aggregate bond index
5% short GOLD
10% TIPS
15% BIL
CASH
 
I won't post again, USELESS. I FEEL BAD FOR YOUR CLIENTELE.
 
 
GUTLESS PSSIES

classic small investor

trying to call top/bottom (usd, gld)

fighting trends

ull lose money

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Shoe shine boy - i was gonna say i'm holding your wife, but someone beat me to it. So, i wasnt gonna tell you this, but i'm holding your mother. She's pretty hot too.
 
Aside from that, you should consider going into a training program with a wire. It would be a great fit.
Sorry guys, this is probably the dumbest post i ever did, but i couldnt resist. Even an old guy like me should be able to act like a 2 year old once in a while.
Really though, your mother rocks.

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iceco1d wrote:This contest is a "best efforts" situation?  Maximum return?  Wet blanket, if you're going to be running this show, we should be doing portfolios for a hypothetical case...say, "50 year old, single male.  Never married, and no plans of being married.  No kids.  Parents dead.  Has a 52 y/o brother.  Considers himself "aggressive.") blah blah blah.

Okay.  82 year old man, dead wife.  $462,000 to his name and he withdrawals 38%  a year.  Hoping to die before money runs out.  Go!

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Wet_Blanket wrote: iceco1d wrote:
Okay.  82 year old man, dead wife.  $462,000 to his name and he withdrawals 38%  a year.  Hoping to die before money runs out.  Go!

3000 shares EDC
100 shares C
100 shares JDSU
100 shares AIG
balance in cash

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I found this on seeking alpha. Plug it in for me mel...
 

· 50% SPY (S&P 500)
· 20% AGG (U.S. investment-grade bonds)
· 10% TIP (Treasury Inflation Protected Securities)
· 5% USO (West Texas intermediate crude oil, spot price)
· 5% GLD (Gold bullion)
· 5% EEM (Emerging market stocks)
· 5% GARTX (Goldman Sachs ART hedge-fund index)

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5 short gold. Lol

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iceco1d wrote: Wet_Blanket wrote:iceco1d wrote:This contest is a "best efforts" situation?  Maximum return?  Wet blanket, if you're going to be running this show, we should be doing portfolios for a hypothetical case...say, "50 year old, single male.  Never married, and no plans of being married.  No kids.  Parents dead.  Has a 52 y/o brother.  Considers himself "aggressive.") blah blah blah.

Okay.  82 year old man, dead wife.  $462,000 to his name and he withdrawals 38%  a year.  Hoping to die before money runs out.  Go!That seals the deal man, it's official...compliance people just shouldn't attempt humor. 

Hah - I wish I made up that scenerio.

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iceco1d wrote:
Wet_Blanket wrote:iceco1d wrote:This contest is a "best efforts" situation?  Maximum return?  Wet blanket, if you're going to be running this show, we should be doing portfolios for a hypothetical case...say, "50 year old, single male.  Never married, and no plans of being married.  No kids.  Parents dead.  Has a 52 y/o brother.  Considers himself "aggressive.") blah blah blah.

Okay.  82 year old man, dead wife.  $462,000 to his name and he withdrawals 38%  a year.  Hoping to die before money runs out.  Go!That seals the deal man, it's official...compliance people just shouldn't attempt humor. 

Don't worry, the mkt has annualized 10 % since the beginning of time...buy, buy, buy

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Wow, he is clearly asking how you are positioned now, not how have you been positioned. Also, not one person replied. I am a buy and hold guy so I follow asset allocation, but I think shoeshine made his point.

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iceco1d wrote: I posted most of my holdings...but then I noticed how many people already joined this thread, and decided even an incomplete list without allocations was probably a bad idea.  Sorry. 

Allocation doesn't matter stocks always go up over time..blah blah blah

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50% Guns
50% Ammo
50% Delicious Quesadilla

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UNDERMINDED wrote: 50% Guns
50% Ammo
50% Delicious Quesadilla

DELICIOUS QUESADILLA.

THIS is post of the year.
maybe post of decade
maybe greatest post EVER
no time frame

greatest EVER-period

D Quesa. great call

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Everything in WAMUQ

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iceco1d wrote: What Me Worry wrote: iceco1d wrote:
I posted most of my holdings...but then I noticed how many people already joined this thread, and decided even an incomplete list without allocations was probably a bad idea.  Sorry.  Allocation doesn't matter stocks always go up over time..blah blah blahI'm going to put this as nicely as I can to you...Shut your f*cking mouth you little child.  If I want your opinion, interjection, or point of view, I will directly ask for it.  Otherwise, put your skirt back on, sit down, and shut the f*ck up until you're called on, or spoken to, if ever (unlikely).

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iceco1d wrote:
What Me Worry wrote: iceco1d wrote: I posted most of my holdings...but then I noticed how many people already joined this thread, and decided even an incomplete list without allocations was probably a bad idea.  Sorry. 

Allocation doesn't matter stocks always go up over time..blah blah blahI'm going to put this as nicely as I can to you...Shut your f*cking mouth you little child.  If I want your opinion, interjection, or point of view, I will directly ask for it.  Otherwise, put your skirt back on, sit down, and shut the f*ck up until you're called on, or spoken to, if ever (unlikely)

you and you clients will all be crushed by every mkt in the world.it is a huge bubble created by too much money being printed.you are screwed.quit paying attention to what your firm and the boneheads on cnbc are telling you.they are simply trying to sell products. Go ahead and break out your software to try to find my identity and ban my ip address.it will not work.you are a 28 year old loser.quick find a new career why you have the chance

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UNDERMINDED wrote:50% Guns
50% Ammo
50% Delicious Quesadilla
Best post since meletio predicted hurricane meletio would hit at 12:37 eastern.

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howboutshoeshine wrote:You are all so brave behind your lies. No BS noexcuses.........I want to know what you hold right now and if any changes are made post them here. I have posted my holdings, now let's have them!!! I will be holding all of you accountable after the crash. ( Even though you will make excuses and lie at that point )  I have said it before and I will say it again........I am not predicting the end of the world, it won't happen. I am predicting a repricing of equities. Now, post your holdings and nothing else.....if you dare
Ball shiner.

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iceco1d wrote:
What Me Worry wrote: iceco1d wrote: I posted most of my holdings...but then I noticed how many people already joined this thread, and decided even an incomplete list without allocations was probably a bad idea.  Sorry. 

Allocation doesn't matter stocks always go up over time..blah blah blahI'm going to put this as nicely as I can to you...Shut your f*cking mouth you little child.  If I want your opinion, interjection, or point of view, I will directly ask for it.  Otherwise, put your skirt back on, sit down, and shut the f*ck up until you're called on, or spoken to, if ever (unlikely).

Ok i'm gonna put this a nicely as possible. I could less of a tiny piece of crap what you think. This is a forum for opinions. My opinion is that you will be out of business in less than 2 years. My opinion is you are a punk 28 year old who doesn't know his head form his ass, My opinion is you probably have not cracked the 5 million in assets mark. My opinion is that all of your friends call you a loser when you leave the room. and did I happen to mention I could care less what you think. I don't even know you. Any questions douchebag ?

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iceco1d wrote:
2 quick points:#1 - For a guy that "doesn't care what I think," you still needed to respond to my post, not once, but twice!  This is AFTER you responded to one of my posts, for no reason at all.  Not the behavior of someone that "doesn't care what I think."  The simple fact of the matter is that no matter how much you want me to give you a little lesson in economics and finance, it's just not going to happen pal.  #2 - For a guy that claims to know more than the rest of us, you sure do have trouble following simple directions.  You know, like "shut your f*cking mouth, child," now, I wouldn't think that's a  tough one to follow?  Apparently it is though, so I'll reiterate it.  Unless you are spoken to on this forum, directly, keep your f*cking sac-shiner SHUT.  You do not have my permission to speak, nor does anyone give a f*ck about your opinions.  Shut.  The. F*ck.  Up.  Loser.  Truly, what kind of loser, failure of a human being, spends countless hours on an internet forum where exactly ZERO people like him.  In fact, you come here with the sole intent of being disliked.  And this isn't something you got drunk one night, and picked a fight online...you've been at this for almost 6 months!  What the f*ck is wrong with you?  See a shrink.  Find a woman.  Get a hobby.  Do SOMETHING, you god d*mn loser!  Really?  What kind of pathetic "man" are you?  If you ARE a "kid," you must be quite a bit of a douche...all the other 20-somethings are out getting laid and having fun.  You are on here envying some strangers Forefront bonus?  If you really ARE a wealthy trader, image how pathetic your peers would find your leisure activity of coming on here for sooooo long, acting like a complete child?  But in all likelihood, you are a 40 - 55 y/o loser, with a ho-hum office job, that probably got burned with your $18K IRA with some idiot broker in the tech bubble.  Since then, you don't trust FAs, and have been day trading your IRA on Schwab.  Of course, since the tech bubble, every retard made money, but since you got burned by stocks before, you probably run a pretty conservative portfolio.  SO when the house burnt down in 2008, you were pretty safe, which you THINK now gives you the right to profess how much of a market guru you are.  But in reality, you ARE so conservative, because in real life, everyone hates you.  You're the guy that gets made fun of behind your back (which is often, because NO ONE invites you anywhere).  The extent of your social interraction is at the water cooler at work, or in the lunch room or cafeteria, or with your parents (with whom, you may still live with).  When you were in high school, you never went to a dance.  You never dated a girl.  You didn't get laid.  You didn't get invited to any parties.  You didn't play any sports.  You had pimples, probably were a little porky, some sh*t-rocket car, and drab clothes.  You were, and still are, the epitome of a dweeb.  Flash forward 20 or 30 years, and you are STILL that pathetic little man-wannabe.  No friends.  No social skils.  No money.  No nice things.  No family.  No wife.  No kids.  You hate your life so much, you come on this forum (and probably others, too) and pretend to be a person you are not.  The jig is up Mel, I know who and what you are, and so do most people on this site.  Move on.  And as my honest advice to you would be, knock the chip off your shoulder.  Admit what your life has been, and WHY it has been that way.  The only person that can make it better, is you.  Drop the grudge.  Expand your horizons.  Make an effort to develop a personality.  Read some books.  Maybe take a class.  And try and make the last 1/2 of your life, better than the first 1/2.  And maybe someday, you can actually be a functional part of society, and enjoy life, instead of being the bitter little recluse that you are.Good luck.Edit - Guess that wasn't QUICK, nor was it only 2 POINTS.  Sorry.

Well guess what you 28 year old child. I read everything you just posted and I must say that with out question..." you score a ZERO " 100 % incorrect on every single point you attempted to make. I hope you do better in you soon to be ended career than you do here. By the way..I see you also post on gametracker as well. Are you a loser on those forums as well. By the way, I did find a woman...YOUR MOM

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iceco1d wrote:
What Me Worry wrote: iceco1d wrote: I posted most of my holdings...but then I noticed how many people already joined this thread, and decided even an incomplete list without allocations was probably a bad idea.  Sorry. 

Allocation doesn't matter stocks always go up over time..blah blah blahI'm going to put this as nicely as I can to you...Shut your f*cking mouth you little child.  If I want your opinion, interjection, or point of view, I will directly ask for it.  Otherwise, put your skirt back on, sit down, and shut the f*ck up until you're called on, or spoken to, if ever (unlikely).

nice car cheeseball!

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I think you guys are way too harsh on Mel.   Let him have some fun here on the forum. It's his only social interaction besides porn.

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Jesus you can't make a buck in this market, the country's goin' to hell faster than when that son of a bitch Roosevelt was in charge. Too much cheap money sloshing around the world. The worst mistake we ever made was letting Nixon get off the gold standard.

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Churn em and burn em buddy boy ...we're not fund managers

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Lou wrote: Churn em and burn em buddy boy ...we're not fund managers

sup mel?

You once told me, don't get emotional about stock.
Don't!
The bid is 16 1/2 and going down.

As your broker, I advise you to take it.

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Wonder if Shoeshine saw Prechter today on Fast Money.  Prechter said the top is in and he expects the market to make new lows next year.

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Are you serious?    Whip saw Precher REALLY said that?

Ok then.   we are going to new lows then. if he said it.

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Shania Twain wrote:Are you serious?    Whip saw Precher REALLY said that? Ok then.   we are going to new lows then. if he said it.
 
Prechter is dead wrong. However, whipsaw is not a fair nickname. He got out at the highs, ( actually he shorted ) got in at the lows, And did not bail until August 5th. Granted, he is making a huge mistake. The guy NAILED it.( until now ) Smart guy, he just underestimates the govt.'s ability to manipulate. ( the worlds govt.'s )

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We’re stuck in a Mideast quagmire,
The dollar is falling like lead,
The national debt is exploding,
I think I’ll just go back to bed.

More firms are defaulting on pensions,
They say SSI must be trimmed,
What happened to promised protections,
Our safety nets all have been skimmed.

The good jobs are all disappearing,
I’m working much harder for less,
Some signs of a budding inflation,
Make me nervous, I gotta confess.

Optimism a great soporific,
Fast asleep we are happy and free,
But sometimes you have to stop dreaming,
And face up to reality.

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BigKahuna wrote:Shania Twain wrote:
Prechter is dead wrong. However, whipsaw is not a fair nickname. He got out at the highs, ( actually he shorted ) got in at the lows, And did not bail until August 5th. Granted, he is making a huge mistake. The guy NAILED it.( until now ) Smart guy, he just underestimates the govt.'s ability to manipulate. ( the worlds govt.'s )
 
Prechter in same league with Huckster drunk Joe Granville and con man harry dent
so wrong in 80's
so wrong in 90's
so wrong in 00's
 
They just re-load with the con game to sell fear or greed
 
 
 

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curly wrote:

And face up to reality.

 
Mel,
 
You need to face reality.
 
You missed huge move
your losing money
you have been DEAD wrong
 
thats reality.
 

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i don't know this mel guy, but most people who are short the mkt tend to trade longs during the day to stay ahead until the dreaded day comes....which is soon

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mlgone wrote: right mel.  
 
you've been wrong for over a month.  great creditbility

you should stick to posting pictures b/c your comments aren't worth reading

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mlgone wrote: great call on the S&P at 950 by Nov's end.  spot on mel

I just joined this forum this morning , how do you know what picks I've made ?

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can someone explain how a huge move has been missed in this mkt when the S & P 500 is 1% in the past 6 weeks ?

And only 2.6% in 8 weeks ?

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Shania Twain wrote:BigKahuna wrote:Shania Twain wrote:
Prechter is dead wrong. However, whipsaw is not a fair nickname. He got out at the highs, ( actually he shorted ) got in at the lows, And did not bail until August 5th. Granted, he is making a huge mistake. The guy NAILED it.( until now ) Smart guy, he just underestimates the govt.'s ability to manipulate. ( the worlds govt.'s )
 
Prechter in same league with Huckster drunk Joe Granville and con man harry dent
so wrong in 80's
so wrong in 90's
so wrong in 00's
 
They just re-load with the con game to sell fear or greed
 
 
 
 
Couldn't be more wrong

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BigKahuna wrote:
]Couldn't be more wrong

For example, the Wall Street Journal ran a page one article in August 1993 with the headline, "Robert Prechter sees his 3600 on the Dow--But 6 years late," in reference to Prechter's 1987 forecast for the Dow Jones Industrial Average.[15] Technical analyst David Aronson wrote:
The Elliott Wave Principle, as popularly practiced, is not a legitimate theory, but a story, and a compelling one that is eloquently told by Robert Prechter. The account is especially persuasive because EWP has the seemingly remarkable ability to fit any segment of market history down to its most minute fluctuations. I contend this is made possible by the method's loosely defined rules and the ability to postulate a large number of nested waves of varying magnitude. This gives the Elliott analyst the same freedom and flexibility that allowed pre-Copernican astronomers to explain all observed planet movements even though their underlying theory of an Earth-centered universe was wrong.[16]
His long-term track record from his newsletter calls has been poor. Using data from newsletter tracker Mark Hulbert, syndicated columnist Eric Tyson showed that Prechter has underperformed the broad market averages by 25 percent per year since 1985. [17]
In July 2006 he asserted that gold had reached its peak and that oil, then around $70 bbl, also had peaked in price. Oil reached $135/barrel in late May 2008 before crashing as he had predicted. [18] [19]
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Precter is a salesman.   he sucks

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Harry Dents dow 41,000 target

con man salesman

The Roaring 2000's Investment Strategy

The chart on page 36 (a rough approximation appears below), "Economic Cycle and Investment Strategies," is an excellent visual summary of the Dent's advice. He thinks large cap growth stocks should do well in the growth boom from 1982 through 2008. He predicts that a 12 to 14 year long recession will follow, ending in about 2022. The accompanying deflation means US Treasury bonds would be the best bet during that period. Long-term buy & hold (LTB&H) stock investors will have a big decision on their hands: stay long in stocks or switch to bonds. His final price target is dow 41,000.

During the growth boom (1982-2008), Dent advises the following asset allocation:

32.5% financial services
32.5% computer software and systems
15.0% health care & pharmaceuticals
20.0% Asian stocks (excluding Japan)

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do i even need to dis joe the drunk granville.?

i think his long term numbers are off the charts (poor)

something like minus 15% over 25 years

that would be hard to do if you TRIED

precter, dent and granville are all full of shti.

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