Grammar Police
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I think we should commission one of the newb’s on here to be the Grammar Police…that could be their name. It seems so many people are so concerned with a mispelled word or incorrectly punctuated sentence that we should just pay someone police the forums full time so the rest of us can rest easy. I nominate CSMELNIX.
If someone has a typo written in their post, it is like the fire and brimstone comes crashing down around them. Can we all please lighten up?
I agree, ignore typos. But make fun of stupidity like words that are clearly being used incorrectly.
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I new you wood.
[quote=Starka]why did you capitalize the i![/quote]
I kant not due it.
Notice that one of the guys who posts here doesn't know that the word is "wonder"--he routinely writes, "I wander if any of you know...."
If that's you, stop it!
Sh*t foo, ain't no jive turkey gonna' go 'bout tellin' me how I gots to write, 'cuz I gots the right to drop a jig down on the slappy mac, you dig? Ain't no honkey monkey dump runnin' loose round in this juke joint. Alls I gots to do is step n' pop a cap n' his ass 'fore I ride the caddy down the ave and slick up a lawdy mamma. Alls it takes is the cabbage greens an' a bit o' grease slick.
Dig?
[quote=dude]
Sh*t foo, ain't no jive turkey gonna' go 'bout tellin' me how I gots to write, 'cuz I gots the right to drop a jig down on the slappy mac, you dig? Ain't no honkey monkey dump runnin' loose round in this juke joint. Alls I gots to do is step n' pop a cap n' his ass 'fore I ride the caddy down the ave and slick up a lawdy mamma. Alls it takes is the cabbage greens an' a bit o' grease slick.
Dig?
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Hello Friend, no one is going to tell me how to express myself, because I'm an individual with his own style, understand? And certainly no one participating in this forum. If they did I'd certainly make them understand their mistake before driving to my girlfriends home and making sweet love to her. She certainly gets excited by guys with money!
Understand?
[quote=FreedomLvr][quote=dude]
Sh*t foo, ain't no jive turkey gonna' go 'bout tellin' me how I gots to write, 'cuz I gots the right to drop a jig down on the slappy mac, you dig? Ain't no honkey monkey dump runnin' loose round in this juke joint. Alls I gots to do is step n' pop a cap n' his ass 'fore I ride the caddy down the ave and slick up a lawdy mamma. Alls it takes is the cabbage greens an' a bit o' grease slick.
Dig?
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Hello Friend, no one is going to tell me how to express myself, because I'm an individual with his own style, understand? And certainly no one participating in this forum. If they did I'd certainly make them understand their mistake before driving to my girlfriends home and making sweet love to her. She certainly gets excited by guys with money!
Understand?
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Glad you all found some humor in the post. Do you know what would be really funny? Okay I will let you know. If someone under the name Grammar Police followed all of the posts on here and harassed the people that correct everyone else’s typos. Just waiting for a typo or misplaced word.
ChrisB would be a great candidate for Grammar Police. Anybody have ideas on how much he should be paid for his courageous efforts?
[quote=NASD Newbie]I agree, ignore typos. But make fun of stupidity like words that are clearly being used incorrectly.[/quote]
Speaking of stupidity, you never start a sentence with the word "but."
I will send the grammar police afer iconsult100. Actually, how about serving on the BOD?