just a rookie, no one else~~.

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When I write a rant, a rave, a rebuke, or just a plain old comment, I find I am stereotyped in several ways. First off, it is always assumed that I am pissed off, jumping up and down, fuming mad, and screaming like a loon. It is then assumed that I must be some sort of angst-ridden adolescent. This is funny - truly it is hillarious.
I am not mad, I am not angry just disturbed that you are projecting your hate towards another poster on me.  I am not that person, nancy!!!! 
Learn to read my posts: read it with a disturbingly calm voice. Read it as if it were spoken by a "level headed" person. I'm not yelling. After all, I'm typing this crap - why bother yelling, it won't help you hear me any better.
All because I use profanities, it is assumed that I am either too young or uneducated. sh*t! Get over it. People swear left-and-right, up-and-down, day in, day out. In the adult world, we don't care about it in everyday life. For those who feel that a truly "mature" person needn't use swear words, get off your f**king high horse and join the real world. It is that pompous, self-absorbed attitude that I am both sick of and making fun of. Deal with it.
This is the one that really gets me. Every time I read this crap, I want to roll on the floor laughing, but my wife (who Thankfully left the Catholic church before we were married!)...would have me committed, so I just chuckle politely. I've been using the f**king web since before the general public ever heard of it. I knew of it before I ever got to use it in college, and I've been using it ever since. The first time I used the web was 1991. Yes, 1991. Again, deal with it, and don't bother trying to "prove me wrong" or tell me that I'm lying or tell me I'm someone else.  I'm getting pm's for Nancy, won't bother reading it, just deleted. The old VAX account is long gone, as are the old e-mails sent across the "young" internet (it was most ceartintly not young, except from the public's perspective). I got a web-site up and running in late 1992. It went out to the public in late 1993.
Why am I bothering to tell you all of this sh*t? Simple - this stupid internet is neither new, nor novel. Just different than old media - same messages, same overall content. Yes, its the coveted "been there, done that" attitude. That's why I'm often brash, brazen, and callous. Because I can. And why not? You don't know me, you probably don't care to know me, I don't know you, and I don't care. It really is that simple.
So when your reading my crap - be it insightful, irreverant, knoledgeable, bullsh*t, or whatever, keep this in mind: I'm not screaming at you - quite often, I'm laughing.
I can be a really easy-going guy. I can be a complete and total asshole. I can be both at the same time.
Just stop accusing me of being some hormone-saturated, angst-ridden, snot-nosed little whelp, because, damnit, I'm not. I am me, the same person I've always been, becuase I'm quite happy with who I am. And if you don't like who I am - you should seek professional help - because you've got some control issues you need worked out.
If you don't care who I am, and are capable of reading my posts without going over the deep end and thinking I am someone else, and can keep an open mind: welcome to the real world.
As I mentioned, I'm a rookie and just posted on this site recently.  I am not anyone else.
I know that you don't know who I f**king am.
Rookie, new in the field. 

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Gunter glieben glauten globen

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Just don't respond to this poster.  They aren't even worthy of a response.
Anyone who needs a diatribe to explain they aren't who everyone else thinks they are, is a babbling looney.  No pun intended Dust Bunny.

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pretzelhead wrote:
Gunter glieben glauten globen

Reminds me of a song...

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Ok, fine. You are whom you are. You are no one else.  You've never posted on these boards before.
Great, good.
So then you can understand that I mean this to only you. I don't mean it for someone alse. I'm not saying this because you are anyone else or because of what anybody else has ever said on this or any other board that I've been associated with.
You are a flaming asshole and you don't deserve to be paid any attention to.
Your rants are illogical, disjointed, juvenile and inane.
I say this ONLY based on what I have read of you content as contributed to these boards. You might be a Nobel Prize winning internet comedian someplace else, but your performance here has been that of a purile pablum puker.
If you must get the last word in, be my guest, I really could not care less, based on what I have seen of you, only you, nobody else but you.

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Don't hate me because I'm not Catholic!
Three Hail Mary's to ya.
Can see I am not welcome here.  I will leave.  Do not find this forum that useful. 

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Later bitch

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P.S. If you really want to convince people you are not that dumb crazy bitch Nancy, have someone else write for you. It's painfully obvious.

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Rookie, new in the field.
Separated at birth then?
 
LOL Snaggletooth.

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Without addressing to totality of your response (I am not that poster I do not purport to speak for the poster Nancie since I am not that poster.  I gather you thought she was a crazy bitch. you may have the last word if you insist as I haven't gotten anything of value here. Forget Bobby, I want to be just like you when I grow up! Let's hope the NasD sensors don't take all of our forum fun away.  As for me, a newbie, I've left this forum. May lurk but won't post since you people are getting me mixed up with the crazy bitch Nancie!!!! ..didn't someone kill her or suicide or something, last I read?
 

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Ooooh !! threaten us with the FBI and being cyber bullies now.  We are so scared.

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final word,
don't be such a d-bag and espec don't be a d-bag squared!
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Douche+Bag+Sq uared  d-bag^2)

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trisyn wrote:P.S. If you really want to convince people you are not that dumb crazy bitch Nancy, have someone else write for you. It's painfully obvious.
d-bags, didn't write last few posts..... ever heard of google just wanted to show you numbnuts that you would still think I was this crazy nacncie. yoke is on you.
leaving forum now. d-bags to the 4th power!

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ok you're not nancy.  Wink.

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primary wrote:

Without addressing to totality of your response (I am not that poster I do not purport to speak for the poster Nancie since I am not that poster.  I gather you thought she was a crazy bitch. you may have the last word if you insist as I haven't gotten anything of value here. Forget Bobby, I want to be just like you when I grow up! Let's hope the NasD sensors don't take all of our forum fun away.  As for me, a newbie, I've left this forum. May lurk but won't post since you people are getting me mixed up with the crazy bitch Nancie!!!! ..didn't someone kill her or suicide or something, last I read?
 

You have reentered the danger zone. You're life is about to go in an unintended direction. This is your only warning. Don't be stupid.

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*Now a Mr. Ferris Bueller thinks I'm crazy nancy and is writing me hate mail or luv notes ? (don't know and don't care to find out!)...not reading, deleteint it. Too peepish tomish for me.  Such abnormalities here, obsessions. ooooheeee...You all should REALLY find a more productive way to use your time.  Despising a stranger on the Internet that much is eerily and spookily abnormal. 
Leaving now d-bags!!!!!  Have fun and please try to move the spectrum towards a more NORMAL stratsophere!
Twilight zone....ooooooohhhh eeeeeeeee
As we said when I spent some time in Japan, Sainara doucheebaggies.
http://www.elite.net/~runner/jennifers/goodbye.htm 
*I cannot take credit for this post, copied it ... google is wonderful. :)
Arrivederci!

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Nancy - We know who you are and your hotel.  Stop playing games with us and leave.  This is your last warning.

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Bobby Hull wrote:primary wrote:

Without addressing to totality of your response (I am not that poster I do not purport to speak for the poster Nancie since I am not that poster.  I gather you thought she was a crazy bitch. you may have the last word if you insist as I haven't gotten anything of value here. Forget Bobby, I want to be just like you when I grow up! Let's hope the NasD sensors don't take all of our forum fun away.  As for me, a newbie, I've left this forum. May lurk but won't post since you people are getting me mixed up with the crazy bitch Nancie!!!! ..didn't someone kill her or suicide or something, last I read?
 

You have reentered the danger zone. You're life is about to go in an unintended direction. This is your only warning. Don't be stupid.

Go Bobby ...go.  ...... touchdown.!
You know.....  it IS incredible that this troll keeps thinking it can come back and hide when its footprint, thumbprint, stink is undeniable.  Having been a b*tch on the Internet for a really long time myself (pride) I am amazed at the ineptitude of this Nancy person.  On the other hand, her stick-to-it-ness could make for a great Jones door knocker.   Take a licking and keep mindlessly ticking.

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What part of Arrivederci don't you understand, numbnuts.
I am not Nancy.  I am in Cleveland at my home, you're welcome to stop by so I can beat the sh*t out of you and show you that others do write similar to others as I proved via my google posts, Stupid.
Can't say as I blame you for hating that crazy nancy, she must habe been a babbling cyberbulliest as you described her.
All the same, can't play anymore.
GuidbyeCheerio
Keep talking to Nancy, don't think she can hear you. oooh eeee Twilight Zone!
I'm outta of this nutthouse!
Yatahay
have last word with Nancy if you must, nuttfreak.

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yes but the beautiful thing is that we know its real name and other vitals.  unfortunately its too stupid and we're about to share...

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primary wrote:
What part of Arrivederci don't you understand, numbnuts.
I am not Nancy.  I am in Cleveland at my home, you're welcome to stop by so I can beat the sh*t out of you and show you that others do write similar to others as I proved via my google posts, Stupid.
Can't say as I blame you for hating that crazy nancy, she must habe been a babbling cyberbulliest as you described her.
All the same, can't play anymore.
GuidbyeCheerio
Keep talking to Nancy, don't think she can hear you. oooh eeee Twilight Zone!
I'm outta of this nutthouse!
Yatahay
have last word with Nancy if you must, nuttfreak.

Sounds like you're in the mood for a nice, warm Cleveland Steamer.

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Whatthe hay,
Just told Ferrirs, I mean Bobby via pm that he is welcome to contact the admin to see I am diff person, diff email address and diff ip address but it's evident that Bobby and Ferris are the same person.
I'll do like crazy nancy and ask the admin to delete my logon.  Don't need this site.

primary wrote:

What part of Arrivederci don't you understand, numbnuts.
I am not Nancy.  I am in Cleveland at my home, you're welcome to stop by so I can beat the sh*t out of you and show you that others do write similar to others as I proved via my google posts, Stupid.
Can't say as I blame you for hating that crazy nancy, she must habe been a babbling cyberbulliest as you described her.
All the same, can't play anymore.
GuidbyeCheerio
Keep talking to Nancy, don't think she can hear you. oooh eeee Twilight Zone!
I'm outta of this nutthouse!
Yatahay
 
A final
Yatahay!

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Admin,
Please delete my ip address, will followup with a pm . I'm gonna do like Nancy and scramming there's some criminals here.
Yatahay!

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who's got the over/under on this one?

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primaryNewbieJoined: July 08 2007Posts: 17

Sent: July 20 2007 at 11:45pm

Posters think I am that crazy nancy.
They  are hostile to me!
 
DELETE my IP address immediately by MONDAY MORNING!  Please confirum that my ip address is not the same as crazy nancies.
You need a moderator on this site!  There's criminals here!
Goodbye Freakoids!
 

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mind blowing

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Dust Bunny wrote: 
  You know.....  it IS incredible that this troll keeps thinking it can come back and hide when its footprint, thumbprint, stink is undeniable.  Having been a b*tch on the Internet for a really long time myself (pride) I am amazed at the ineptitude of this Nancy person.  On the other hand, her stick-to-it-ness could make for a great Jones door knocker.   Take a licking and keep mindlessly ticking.

That's the point that I don't think this person gets (I'm not sure this is a she, I think it might be the ex military guy who was here before this latest string.), that they are just not good at the Wizard Of Oz act. "Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!"
I mean, I'm no good at it either, and I think most people are bad at it, but as a result, most people don't bother trying.
Personally, I resigned myself long ago to the idea that it's too hard to try to keep track of who's whom on an active board (kinda like Bobby asking for a time out to figure out who's on the Shirts team and who's on Skins) so I just judge the post by it's own merits (doesn't always work either because some people will always hate me for something or other that I said to, at or around them in the past.)
I figured out who Primary was during my first post, but as far as I'm concerned, fine, join the party, be a reasonable poster and a good citizen and I don't give a crap who you were before.
But this person is amazingly bad at the disguise thing and their content blows chunks too. And they attract an angry mob where ever they go, so I don't think "Troll" is the proper term for this poster. Beastie might work because (as opposed to a troll who lives under a specific bridge and harasses all who tread upon it) the Beastie roams from town to town and is greated with jeers and brickbats about the head and shoulders until it lumbers off to another town. I'll work on it... This poster might actually be a new character for the Flame Warrior site.
Trolls are fricken mean and they are tough to beat, and even if you do you are likely to come out of the battle with scarring. This poster does not meet those criteria. Shouting and waving flames in front of it's eyes confuses it easily... I'll work on it...

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I mean, I'm no good at it either, and I think most people are bad at it, but as a result, most people don't bother trying.
Me either.  My writing style is what it is and it's too much work to try to change it.  So why bother to do something that I can't do well.    
This person, whatever it is, is just terrible at flaming or trolling.  She/he is no fun or challenge to poke at on the internet because it seems to be decidedly stupid and fluffs off in a predictable huff when exposed.

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Wow, I leave town for a few days and it rears it's fugly head again...

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Subject: hey skany whore!

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Sent: July 21 2007 at 9:11pm

I left the site, no need to comment further.  I plainly said I wasn't nancy but I can see why she dispised your ugly ass.
what a pathetic loser trying to bash someone that plainly said they left the site.

 

 
      Lets see how long before she responds to this since she left the site.

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...stupid skank sent me a nasty misspelled pm also...denying her true ID. I told her I didn't believe her and then blocked her from further polluting my mailbox.

What a pathetic waste of oxygen.

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I am not nancy, goforbroke, etc but believe what you want. It is very cowardly to taunt someone after they have left the site.  My LAST post: go ahead and taunt cowards, you only make a complete ass out of yourself.
ADMIN: get a handle on this site!  Why let these barbarics control the site?  sad.

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You've become tiresome.  Move along.

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primary wrote:
I am not nancy, goforbroke, etc but believe what you want. It is very cowardly to taunt someone after they have left the site.  My LAST post: go ahead and taunt cowards, you only make a complete ass out of yourself.
ADMIN: get a handle on this site!  Why let these barbarics control the site?  sad.

The sun rises in the south over nancy, over antarctica, overboard.  When the boat hits, Primary times have come.  That is why the icepack doesn't work on her douchebag. 
The word.  It's why she appears and where she goes when she's troubled by sad admin. 
Maybe the word is gayer than rasberry jelly, but the smell is that of fighnancies.  Heirloom brick-baths incapsuled in the stringent underarms. 
Touche wingflame.  Drink the pee of the giasts though your own smug jihad.

Multigrain is better for the triuphant things to the northeasternslies.
 

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Whoa...looks like some of the spam in my inbox...

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