Funniest name you have ever Cold Called

70 replies [Last post]
maybeeeeeeee's picture
Offline
Joined: 2005-02-24

I need a laugh.  What is the funniest name you have ever cold called?  Give me your best shot.  It could also be the funniest name of one of your clients.  Thanks.

babbling looney's picture
Offline
Joined: 2004-12-02

I used to have a client last name, Hurlbutt.  Kind of a visual image of someone vaulting a@@ end first over a fence.  Made me smile everytime I said it.

Greenbacks's picture
Offline
Joined: 2004-12-21

Mrs. Looser

moneyadvisor's picture
Offline
Joined: 2005-08-02

Dr. Dickman......(practitioner of holelickstick medicine)

RainMaker's picture
Offline
Joined: 2005-09-09

Mrs. Iva Bonar

Indyone's picture
Offline
Joined: 2005-05-31

Not clients, but local names I've heard in the past...Harry Toole, Uneda Peter (why she married a guy with that last name is beyond me) and a Catholic Priest named Father Firmis Dick (forgive me if I misspelled any of these).
...off to do my "Hail Marys" and "Our Fathers"....

tjc45's picture
Offline
Joined: 2005-05-06

Jesse Craps

BrokerRecruit's picture
Offline
Joined: 2005-04-19

Hugh Schittenhard

BankFC's picture
Offline
Joined: 2005-05-27

I knew a guy in high school named Rusty Carr.

sethllanford's picture
Offline
Joined: 2005-09-29

Neighbors where I grew up Jimmy and John Dieckhauf. I asked them once if their middle names were Ada and Bitta.

Scorpio's picture
Offline
Joined: 2005-05-22

"Kelly Cox".  Middle name "Love".  Not kidding. 

xbabygirlx's picture
Offline
Joined: 2005-09-09

Here's the name of a girl that was in my class. Her name is Jenn Fell. Her boyfriends name was Eric M. Down. If they got married and she kept her last name and added his....Jenn Fell Down. Not a joke, these was really their names.

maybeeeeeeee's picture
Offline
Joined: 2005-02-24

Thank you from the bottom of my heart.  I laughed out loud.
Also, just booked a great appointment.  Wishing you all the same good prospecting today.

executivejock's picture
Offline
Joined: 2005-06-29

My friend was named Mr. Poorker and he called Ms. Hog. She hung up on him 3 times. It was so funny!

GreenShoe's picture
Offline
Joined: 2004-12-17

"Dick Gay"...NO JOKE!

NOVA's picture
Offline
Joined: 2005-01-11

Henauder Titzoff

BabyFat's picture
Offline
Joined: 2004-12-01

Harry Weiner

JoeIncognito's picture
Offline
Joined: 2005-03-01

OK I have a few actual names culled from leads bought for "Prospective Investors. 
Lucy Hanus
Richard Nutt
Frank Ramsbottom
Jim Jevitis
Caroline Doody.
and many many more!

Help's picture
Offline
Joined: 2005-07-30

Sourbutts (No joke)

DirectRevolt's picture
Offline
Joined: 2005-08-27

COmpletly off topic.. yesterday I had to deal with a fellow who lived on Player St. no joke.

maybeeeeeeee's picture
Offline
Joined: 2005-02-24

Don't hate the Player hate the game.

maybeeeeeeee's picture
Offline
Joined: 2005-02-24

Had DeCracker today.  And yes, they were white.

repwork's picture
Offline
Joined: 2005-11-03

Rusty Cox

FinclPlngPro's picture
Offline
Joined: 2004-12-01

My best freind had a Persian gentleman named Mahda Fahkir.  Yep that is EXACTLY how it is pronounced.

DirectRevolt's picture
Offline
Joined: 2005-08-27

Had a Robert McRoberts today.

JoeIncognito's picture
Offline
Joined: 2005-03-01

Called a couple of "Playas" this week:
Clarence B. Hustler and Bill Cashdollar,

SoCalLO's picture
Offline
Joined: 2005-11-30

Realator: Spencer Ahole

jones-sniper's picture
Offline
Joined: 2005-04-05

Barry Horney...he is now a client

Indyone's picture
Offline
Joined: 2005-05-31

Had to resurrect this thread today as I was signing off as OSJ for another LPL rep and he too, was opening accounts for the Horney family...

Starka's picture
Offline
Joined: 2004-11-30

Michael Takash*t.

BrokerRecruit's picture
Offline
Joined: 2005-04-19

From my old retail days in college, I had a customer named Henrik Schittenhaard. 

BrokerRecruit's picture
Offline
Joined: 2005-04-19

Please note, I have updated from my page one post.  I didn't think that Hugh was correct when I posted that.

vbrainy's picture
Offline
Joined: 2006-07-26

Phil McCracken

downtown's picture
Offline
Joined: 2006-01-13

Ira Leads

ExPropTrader's picture
Offline
Joined: 2006-11-19

I went to school with a guy that was named William Gibson Morehead, we just called him "Gib" and that was bad enough.
I also met a girl in a bar whose name was Anita Cox, I didn't beleive her till she showed me her driver's license.

Spaceman Spiff's picture
Offline
Joined: 2006-08-08

Knew a girl who used to be a broker with the last name Cashdollar.  
My wife's hometown had a chiropractor named Dr. Bonebreak.  

derekgaddy's picture
Offline
Joined: 2005-02-18

John Wigglesworth

san fran broker's picture
Offline
Joined: 2006-02-25

Dick Love

Maxstud's picture
Offline
Joined: 2005-12-29

Dick Twitchel

FreeFromJones's picture
Offline
Joined: 2006-11-29

Richard Handler...they called him Dick

BrokerRecruit's picture
Offline
Joined: 2005-04-19

There is an institutional sales guy I know named George Manlove.

troll's picture
Offline
Joined: 2004-11-29

BrokerRecruit wrote:There is an institutional sales guy I know named George Manlove.How well do you know him? 

Biasedrecruiter's picture
Offline
Joined: 2006-04-04

I worked with a lady named Stacy Laycock. She got married and changed her name fast as she could.

Starka's picture
Offline
Joined: 2004-11-30

Biasedrecruiter wrote: I worked with a lady named Stacy Laycock. She got
married and changed her name fast as she could.

Why? What was wrong with the name Stacy?

Malcolm's picture
Offline
Joined: 2004-12-02

I had Mr. & Mrs. Head as clients.  It always felt weird addressing her as Mrs. Head.  Now that I'm old I call eveyone by their first name but they'er long gone anyway. 

BrokerRecruit's picture
Offline
Joined: 2005-04-19

joedabrkr wrote: BrokerRecruit wrote:There is an institutional sales guy I know named George Manlove.How well do you know him? 
Wouldn't you like to know...

ManDate's picture
Offline
Joined: 2006-11-27

 
Mike Hunt - a doorknock at EDJ...funny thing is, I didn't realize it for about a year that it could be a funny name

Soothsayer's picture
Offline
Joined: 2005-02-24

Richard Cummings...went by Dick; I thought he was a washed up 70's porn star or something.

now_indy's picture
Offline
Joined: 2006-07-28

One of the best I've seen is from Terre Haute, IN.  One of their "famous" artists is Omer Seamon.  His nickname is "Salty" (of course). So, some local banks offer checks with his artwork on them.  Wouldn't you like to have some Salty Seamon checks? 
Here is a link if you don't believe me:
http://visions.indstate.edu/cdm4/results.php?CISOOP1=any&amp ;CISOFIELD1=CISOSEARCHALL&CISOROOT=/vchs&CISOBOX1=Se amon

BrokerRecruit's picture
Offline
Joined: 2005-04-19

The high school I went to liked to pull pranks over the PA system during morning announcements.  One of the best was a basketball camp that was being instructed by Mike Hawk.

Indyone's picture
Offline
Joined: 2005-05-31

ManDate wrote:Mike Hunt - a doorknock at EDJ...funny thing is, I didn't realize it for about a year that it could be a funny name
...you must be too young to have seen "Porky's"...

Please or Register to post comments.

Industry Newsletters
Investment Category Sponsor Links

 

Careers Category Sponsor Links

Sponsored Introduction Continue on to (or wait seconds) ×