Cold Caller

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All right...check it out. I'm training a new cold caller today. I put together a killer script and in less than an hour, I get 3 appointments while showing her how to make the calls. I'm thinking "I am a rock star!" She's thinking "He doesn't need me." So, I put her on the phone for her very first time. 30 minutes later, she gets me an appointment. I'm thinking "I've got TWO rock stars here. Me and her." I've never seen someone with zero experience do as well as she does on the phone on her first day. Also, I'm gonna bang the phones for an hour a day, which I haven't done since 2001.

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Three appointments and hour! That sounds great!  Do you give lessons?

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Billyclub wrote:Three appointments and hour! That sounds great!  Do you give lessons?
Most people don't have the guts to ask or say some of the things that I say/ask. I can't give a lesson on how to be me. Thanks for your nice comment.

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I really like the line....
This is a sales call...  Would you like to hang up?
It has the opposite effect of every cold call that is adding people to the DNC everyday.  
Got any more of those? 

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LEAP wrote:
I really like the line....
This is a sales call...  Would you like to hang up?
It has the opposite effect of every cold call that is adding people to the DNC everyday.  
Got any more of those? 

You can make them up yourself. All you have to do is tell the truth and say something that they aren't expecting (like the truth).

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Bobby,
I'm assuming your cold caller isn't licensed.  What have you found to work best for an unlicensed person to call about, because it obviously can't be product.
Thanks,
"Runswithbunnies"

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runswithbulls wrote:
Bobby,
I'm assuming your cold caller isn't licensed.  What have you found to work best for an unlicensed person to call about, because it obviously can't be product.
Thanks,
"Runswithbunnies"

Bunny, there's no way in hell I would lift a finger to help you, after your smart assed comment on the other thread. You're the arrogant little pissant that has everything all figured out, figure out your own script.

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Bobby Hull wrote:All right...check it out. I'm training a new cold caller today. I put together a killer script and in less than an hour, I get 3 appointments while showing her how to make the calls. I'm thinking "I am a rock star!" She's thinking "He doesn't need me." So, I put her on the phone for her very first time. 30 minutes later, she gets me an appointment. I'm thinking "I've got TWO rock stars here. Me and her." I've never seen someone with zero experience do as well as she does on the phone on her first day. Also, I'm gonna bang the phones for an hour a day, which I haven't done since 2001.
"I put together a killer script and in less than an hour" I'm thinking "I am a rock star!"
You're a Loser
 

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...I found the other thread...that was funny...how about frolicswithbunnies?

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Bobby does your cold caller have a nice pair of t!tties?   That's pretty important.

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Reggin wrote:Bobby does your cold caller have a nice pair of t!tties?   That's pretty important.
On the phone??? how can anyone tell.   

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Reggin wrote:Bobby does your cold caller have a nice pair of t!tties?   That's pretty important.
Yes, she does. She looks a lot like my second wife.

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Dust Bunny wrote:
Reggin wrote:Bobby does your cold caller have a nice pair of t!tties?   That's pretty important.
On the phone??? how can anyone tell.   

If you listen closely you can hear them brushing against the desk.

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I echo that. You are a moron.

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Bobby Hull wrote:LEAP wrote:
I really like the line....
This is a sales call...  Would you like to hang up?
It has the opposite effect of every cold call that is adding people to the DNC everyday.  
Got any more of those? 

You can make them up yourself. All you have to do is tell the truth and say something that they aren't expecting (like the truth).

Not having enough experience, I am not familiar with investment advice well enough to know what disturbs prospects.  Can you give some examples of what you would say if you were trying to pry information of a business owners past investment experience?

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Look on TGP for Burt Mesiel's "5 Ways", great stuff that gets buesiness owners thinking about all kinds of issues.

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Not having enough experience, I am not familiar with investment advice well enough to know what disturbs prospects.  Can you give some examples of what you would say if you were trying to pry information of a business owners past investment experience?
"Mr. Prospect, I am sure that your investment strategy has done well in the past several years. TO be candid, everyone's has to a certain degree. Our team focuses more on reasonable growth with a heavy emphasis on risk management and downside protection.
In light of the current market environment, with indexes at or near all-time highs and the increased volatility of late, I would welcome the opportunity to visit with you and share some ideas as to how we are positioning our clients portfolios to weather any potential pullback in the market."

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Bobby Hull wrote:
Reggin wrote:Bobby does your cold caller have a nice pair of t!tties?   That's pretty important.
Yes, she does. She looks a lot like my second wife.

Wow, Bobby I can't believe a nice guy like you has already been through 2 wives.  I mean with your sweat personality I can't believe any woman would ever leave you.

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BullBroker wrote:Bobby Hull wrote:
Reggin wrote:Bobby does your cold caller have a nice pair of t!tties?   That's pretty important.
Yes, she does. She looks a lot like my second wife.

Wow, Bobby I can't believe a nice guy like you has already been through 2 wives.  I mean with your sweat personality I can't believe any woman would ever leave you.

2 wives? I never claimed to have been married more than once. I'm still on my first wife, but I already know what my second wife is gonna look like. My third wife hasn't been born yet.

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Money is more important to me than "professionalism."

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That was to be posted on a different forum. Don't drink and post.

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Bobby Hull wrote:BullBroker wrote:Bobby Hull wrote:
Reggin wrote:Bobby does your cold caller have a nice pair of t!tties?   That's pretty important.
Yes, she does. She looks a lot like my second wife.

Wow, Bobby I can't believe a nice guy like you has already been through 2 wives.  I mean with your sweat personality I can't believe any woman would ever leave you.

2 wives? I never claimed to have been married more than once. I'm still on my first wife, but I already know what my second wife is gonna look like. My third wife hasn't been born yet.

How in God's green earth did you ever get a wife????  And, how do you plan on attaining a second(yonger?) wife???  Out in the "real" world (not internet boards) are you the same as you are on here?  Or does the anamenaty(spelling??) of the internet give you more "balls" to say more on here than you would in real life???

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BullBroker wrote:Bobby Hull wrote:BullBroker wrote:Bobby Hull wrote:
Reggin wrote:Bobby does your cold caller have a nice pair of t!tties?   That's pretty important.
Yes, she does. She looks a lot like my second wife.

Wow, Bobby I can't believe a nice guy like you has already been through 2 wives.  I mean with your sweat personality I can't believe any woman would ever leave you.

2 wives? I never claimed to have been married more than once. I'm still on my first wife, but I already know what my second wife is gonna look like. My third wife hasn't been born yet.

How in God's green earth did you ever get a wife????  And, how do you plan on attaining a second(yonger?) wife???  Out in the "real" world (not internet boards) are you the same as you are on here?  Or does the anamenaty(spelling??) of the internet give you more "balls" to say more on here than you would in real life???

I get the best women that money can buy. Yes, I'm very direct and ballsy in real life.

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Bobby Hull wrote:BullBroker wrote:Bobby Hull wrote:
Reggin wrote:Bobby does your cold caller have a nice pair of t!tties?   That's pretty important.
Yes, she does. She looks a lot like my second wife.

Wow, Bobby I can't believe a nice guy like you has already been through 2 wives.  I mean with your sweat personality I can't believe any woman would ever leave you.

2 wives? I never claimed to have been married more than once. I'm still on my first wife, but I already know what my second wife is gonna look like. My third wife hasn't been born yet.

BH, With the current knowledge of DNA sequencing can you order your third unborn wife as a hybrid of current buxom supermodels?  What package are you going to choose? The Longoria/Electra/Jameson combo works for me (face/body/tempermant). 

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