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A London newspaper reported, in a Tom Cruise interview, that he planned to "eat" the placenta when his baby is born. He stated, "the placenta is very nutritious." Note: his baby was born earlier today.
There was no comment from the Heinz Ketchup or A-1 Steaksauce companies. I imagine the delivery room was staffed with a doctor, an attending nurse, a five-star chef, and Tom sitting behind a plate wearing a bibb, with knife and fork in hand.
Here's a great link for a good game poking fun at whack-job Tom and his brainwashed girlfriend. It's a good laugh.
http://www.break.com/index/xenu.html
What a wack-job he's become...I owe an apology to Nicole...I always figured she was the wacky one...now I'm not so sure...
Love the website/game, BR...cracked me up...
He's a nutcase. I think a lot of celebs are, but he takes the cake. He is the acting version of Jim Jones - He's got Katie asking where her kool-aid is. Silent birth? Give me a freakin' break! What an idiot.
What happened to the days of Maverick and Cocktails when he wasn't a complete douchebag? Next thing we know he'll be doing one of those black and white indy films where he flips a pancake repeatedly for 90 minutes in a frying pan and saying something in French every so often just to catch our attention.
At least Mimi Rogers and Nicole Kidman didn't fall victim to his weird ways. I digress.....
[quote=munytalks]I thought Christian Science preached Vegetarianism?[/quote]
He is not a Christian Scientist…he’s a member of the Church of Scientology founded by L Ron Hubbard of Dianetics fame. Bunch of kooks.