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This posting was taken from another chatroom, so I can't take credit for it.
Ten Comments You Don't Want to Hear From Your Financial Advisor1 Remember how I said Yahoo was 'unstoppable'? Apparently it works in both directions.”2 No, I don't mean it's time to sell your shares of eBay, I mean it's time to sell everything you own on eBay.”3 Please don't hang up, I'm only allowed one call.”4 Remember, we're investing for the long run. . . 50 years from now, we'll look back and laugh.”5 Oops, I had these charts upside down. Darnit!”6 Sure we were diversified, we had dot-coms from all over the place.”7 You'll still be on the golf course, you'll just be carrying another player's bag.”8 After the margin sellout, I recommend investing your last $100 into a blanket, a shopping cart, and a case of thunderbird.”9 Allow me to illustrate: Suppose this ceramic coffee mug represents your investment portfolio and this cast iron paperweight represents the current economic trends. . .”10 Good news! We can cross 'retirement' off your list of financial goals. That's one less thing to worry about.”

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From the Tonite Show w/ Jay Leno....
"Hey, any one got money in the stock market?"  (The fans cheers) "Look again"

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I remember, in the midst of the bear market....one advisor commented that
a client when asked to make an investment....responded, "just take your
commission and leave my account alone"

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Anyone see Saturday Night Live this week?  Great Morgan Stanley spoof.

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i did not see it.  what was it about?

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Broker I knew in the 2000 crash was asked when the broker was going to make the client a millionaire.
Broker response... "You give me 2mill and 6months, and I'll make you a millionaire."
 
I thought it was great!!!

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Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda,  says "Where inthe hell have you been?" He replies, "I  was out getting a tattoo." "A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?" "I got a hundred dollar bill on my pecker,"  he said proudly."What the  hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain.
"Why on earth would a stock broker get a  hundred  dollar bill  tattooed onhis pecker?"  "Well, one, I like to watch my money grow,  two, once  in awhile I like to  play with my money, three, I like how money feels in myhand and lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can  stay  right hereat home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."

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That last one is bad, but good..

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We can all breathe a little easier...literally:
(from the Foxnews.com website)
Burning Manure Pile in Nebraska Finally Goes Out
MILFORD, Neb. (AP) — It took nearly four months, but to the relief of neighbors miles around, a burning manure pile has been extinguished.
David Dickinson, owner and manager of Midwest Feeding Co., said Wednesday that several weeks of pulling the 2,000-ton pile apart proved effective by late last week.
"We got far enough through it, that it quit," Dickinson said. Dickinson's feedlot, about 20 miles west of Lincoln, takes in as many as 12,000 cows at a time from farmers and ranchers and fattens them for market.
Byproducts from the massive operation resulted in a dung pile measuring 100 feet long, 30 feet high and 50 feet wide. Heat from the decomposing manure deep inside the pile is believed to have eventually ignited the manure.
The Nebraska Department of Environmental Quality told Dickinson that his smoldering dung pile violated clean-air laws and it worked with him as tried to extinguish it.
Huge feedlots have become commonplace, and dung fires have occurred around the country.
Dickinson said his pile may have been ignited in part because of grass clippings his feedlot had been accepting from the city of Milford. The clippings could be more combustible and he plans to stop accepting them, Dickinson said.
 

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LOL....Now he should plant feed corn there...........

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skeedaddy2 wrote:
Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda,  says "Where inthe hell have you been?" He replies, "I  was out getting a tattoo." "A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?" "I got a hundred dollar bill on my pecker,"  he said proudly."What the  hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain.
"Why on earth would a stock broker get a  hundred  dollar bill  tattooed onhis pecker?"  "Well, one, I like to watch my money grow,  two, once  in awhile I like to  play with my money, three, I like how money feels in myhand and lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can  stay  right hereat home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."

PRICELESS.............

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A sign in the Bank Lobby reads: "Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through teller machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.<?:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />

After months of careful research, MALE &FEMALE procedures have been developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender."
MALE PROCEDURE: 1. Drive up to the cash machine. 2. Put down your car window. 3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw. 5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt. 6. Put window up. 7. Drive off.
FEMALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of check book.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided.
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake

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Yup, sounds about right.... Cant live with em... but I'd probably kill myself if a couple werent around...

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Why is it I see so many women at ATMs reaching through partially open car doors rather than windows??????

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Having reached the age of 65, I went to apply forSocial Security last week. After waiting in line for avery long time, I finally got to the counter.The woman there asked me for my driver's license toverify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized, tomy great dismay, that I had left my wallet on thenightstand in my bedroom I told the lady that I wasvery sorry, but I seemed to have left my wallet athome. "I'll have to go get it and come back later," Isaid.At that point, she said to me, "Unbutton your shirt." Iwas confused, but I opened my shirt, revealing lots ofcurly silver hair. She said, "That silver hair on yourchest is proof enough for me," and, with that, shepromptly processed my application.When I got home, I couldn't wait to tell my wife aboutmy experience at the Social Security Office. Shelistened to the whole story and then said, "You shouldhave dropped your pants . . .. you might have gottendisability, too."<?:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />

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A elderly, hard of hearing man and his wife go to the doctor, to see about the old man's health. The doctor tells him he'll need to run a few tests first.<?:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />
"I'll need a urine sample, a stool sample and a semen sample", says the Doc.
"Eh?" say the old man.
The doctor, trying to be understood by the hard of hearing man, says again, louder, and leaning forward, "I'll need a urine sample, a stool sample and a semen sample".
“What?”, says the old man.
Again, understanding the old man’s hearing problem, the Doc, almost yelling, and leaning closer still, says "I'll need a urine sample, a stool sample and a semen sample".
“Speak up, sonny!” says the old man.
The wife, having had enough, leans over to her husband and says “He wants your underwear”.

 
 

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Why is it I see so many women at ATMs reaching through partially open car doors rather than windows??????
Their arms are shorter?

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babbling looney wrote:
Why is it I see so many women at ATMs reaching through partially open car doors rather than windows??????
Their arms are shorter?

 
Makes sense, or rather it would make sense if the reach through a partially open door was shorter than one through an open car window. It never seems to be. 

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Well, there is also a matter of physics and physiology.  Most women have an impedement on our chests that make it hard to reach over the edge of the window and our torsos are shorter.  I dare you to try to reach over the edge of a car window in a D cup bra..... and more importantly please take a picture of  you doing it and post on this site so we can all have a good laugh 

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babbling looney wrote:Well, there is also a matter of physics and physiology.  Most women have an impedement on our chests that make it hard to reach over the edge of the window and our torsos are shorter.  I dare you to try to reach over the edge of a car window in a D cup bra..... and more importantly please take a picture of  you doing it and post on this site so we can all have a good laugh 
Well, that does make a great deal of sense. But, instead of me doing it in a D cup bra, how about one of you? 

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Math lesson in 1955:
"A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. If his cost of production is
4/5, what profit did he make?"

Math lesson in 2005:
"Si un hachero vende una carretada de madera para $100. Cual es la
ganancia si el costo de la producción es 80%?"

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That is funny.

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skeedaddy:Math lesson in 1955: "A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. If his cost of production is 4/5, what profit did he make?" Math lesson in 2005: "Si un hachero vende una carretada de madera para $100. Cual es la ganancia si el costo de la producción es 80%?"  
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Math lesson in 2055:
"Translate the above to Mandarin Chinese"
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Math lesson in 2105:
"Translate the above to Clingon" ([sp?] - from Star Trek)

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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he remembers
that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a toy store and asks the
salesperson,

"How much is the Barbie on the display window?"

The salesperson answers, "Which one? We have:

Work out Barbie for $19.95

Shopping Barbie for $19.95

Beach Barbie for $19.95

Disco Barbie for $19.95

Divorced Barbie for $265.95

The amazed father asks: "What?

Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"

The salesperson annoyingly answers: "Sir..., "Divorced Barbie comes with:

           Ken's Car,
           Ken's House,
           Ken's Boat,
           Ken's Furniture,
           Ken's Computer and...
           One of Ken's Friends

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"Hmmmm, What Was the Dorm Project Again?"
"PHILADELPHIA (AP) — When college freshman Janet Lee packed her bags for a Christmas trip home two years ago, her luggage contained three condoms filled with flour — a stress-relief contraption that she and some friends made as part of a dorm project." (emphasis added)
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,180144,00.html (scroll down)
A stress-relief contraption part of a dorm project? HA,HA,HA...And there were three of them? HA,HA,HA... Wow, she's got a problem. I bet her boyfriend feels inadequate!!!

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This has to be one of the funniest websites out there. I'm sure you've all seen "motivational" posters stuck on someone's wall (maybe even yours). Well, if you have a "slightly" twisted sense of humor, you'll appreciate this website. These are called "de"-motivational posters:
http://www.despair.com/viewall.html

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I forgot to add, in the previous post, to scroll down when you click on the website.

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Subject: Bush outsourced<?:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />
 
New President Congress today announced that the office of President of the <?:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" />United  States of America will be outsourced to India as of December 30th, 2005.   The move is being made to save the President's $400,000 yearly  salary, and also a record $521 billion in deficit expenditures and   related overhead the office has incurred during the last 5 years. "We believe this is a wise move financially. The cost savings should   be significant," stated Congressman Thomas Reynolds (R-WA). Reynolds, with the aid of the Government Accounting Office, has studied outsourcing of American jobs extensively. "We cannot expect   to remain competitive on the world stage with the current level of cash outlay" ,  Reynolds noted. Mr. Bush was informed by email this morning of his termination. Preparations for the job move have been underway for sometime.   Gurvinder Singh of Indus Teleservices, Mumbai, India will be assuming the Office of President as of December 30th. Mr. Singh was born in the United States while his Indian parents  were vacationing at Niagara Falls, thus making him eligible for the position.   He will receive a salary of $320 (US) a month but with no health  coverage or other benefits.   It is believed that Mr. Singh will be able to handle his Job responsibilities without a support staff. Due to the time difference  between the US and India, he will be working primarily at night, when few offices of the US Government will be open. "Working nights will allow me to keep my day job at the American Express call center" stated Mr. Singh in an exclusive interview. "I am excited about this position. I always hoped I would be President   someday." A Congressional Spokesperson noted that while Mr. Singh may not be fully aware of all the issues involved in the office of the President, this should not be a problem because Mr. Bush was not familiar with the issues either. Mr. Singh will rely upon a script tree that will enable him to respond effectively to most topics of  concern. Using these canned responses, he can address common concerns without having to understand the underlying issues at all. "We know these scripting tools work," stated the spokesperson.   "President Bush has used them successfully for  years." Mr. Singh may have problems with the Texas drawl, but lately Bush has abandoned the "down home" persona in his effort to appear intelligent and on top of the situation. Bush will receive health coverage, expenses, and salary until his final day of employment. Following a two week waiting period, he will be eligible for $240 a week unemployment for 13 weeks.   Unfortunately he will not be eligible for Medicaid, as his unemployment benefits will exceed the allowed limit. Mr. Bush has been provided the outplacement services of Manpower, Inc. , to help him write a resume and prepare for his upcoming job transition.   According to Manpower, Mr. B ush may have difficulties in securing a new position due to limited practical work experience. A Greeter position at Wal-Mart was suggested due to Bush's extensive experience shaking hands and phony smile.   Another possibility is Bush's re-enlistment in the Texas Air National Guard. His prior records are conspicuously vague but should he choose this option, he would likely be stationed in Waco, TX for a month, before being sent to Iraq, a country he has visited. "I've been there, I know all about Iraq," stated Mr. Bush, who gained invaluable knowledge of the country in a visit to the Baghdad Airport's terminal and gift shop.   Sources in Baghdad and Falluja say Mr. Bush would receive a warm reception from local Iraqis. They have asked to be provided with details of his arrival so that they might arrange an appropriate welcome.
 

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skeedaddy2 wrote:
Bush will receive health coverage, expenses, and salary until his final day of employment. Following a two week waiting period, he will be eligible for $240 a week unemployment for 13 weeks.  
 
With unemployment under 5%, getting a job will be easy. Good thing he brought the economy out of the dumps Clinton left it in with his tax cuts  ;)

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Oh sh*t we have a bush lover on our hands.  I don't suppose you believe the world is only 8,000 years old too???
(I'm probably gonna get bashed for this one)

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This thread is reserved for those of us with a sense of humor. Leave your
partisan views at the door. Thank you!

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Skee, good to hear from ya.  Great post.  I just had to bring the thread back in balance .  Some people just have to relax a little when their idol is getting hammered. (sorry mikeb, just havin' a little fun )

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Oh sh*t we have a bush lover on our hands.  I don't suppose you believe the world is only 8,000 years old too???
(I'm probably gonna get bashed for this one)

Gee, that would be a as dumb as assuming everyone who agrees with Bush believes that, wouldn't it? 

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When someone asks me what I think a firm (example: Merrill Lynch) I say "It would be unethical of me to speak bad about the crooks at Merril"
When they ask about a specific broker, I say "Wow... He still has his license?"
Life's Short & Tough.... kinda like a Bodybuilding Midget.
 
I'm kidding, by the way, so don't get all bent out of shape.
 
 

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mikebutler222 wrote:dude wrote:
Oh sh*t we have a bush lover on our hands.  I don't suppose you believe the world is only 8,000 years old too???
(I'm probably gonna get bashed for this one)

Gee, that would be a as dumb as assuming everyone who agrees with Bush believes that, wouldn't it? 

I gotta go with JobHopper on this one.

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doberman wrote:
This has to be one of the funniest websites out there. I'm sure you've all seen "motivational" posters stuck on someone's wall (maybe even yours). Well, if you have a "slightly" twisted sense of humor, you'll appreciate this website. These are called "de"-motivational posters:
http://www.despair.com/viewall.html

Holy sh*te those are funny.  I bookmarked the website and will probably order one or two to mix in with the serious stuff just for a chuckle or two.

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Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor your pharmacist about Tequila.
Tequila is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Tequila can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.
You will notice the benefits of Tequila almost immediately, and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.
Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, (well shyness anyway) and you will discover many talents you never knew you had.
Stop hiding and start living, with Tequila.
Tequila may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Tequila. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.
Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.
Tequila. Leave Shyness Behind.!!
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Dirk Diggler wrote:mikebutler222 wrote:dude wrote:
Oh sh*t we have a bush lover on our hands.  I don't suppose you believe the world is only 8,000 years old too???
(I'm probably gonna get bashed for this one)

Gee, that would be a as dumb as assuming everyone who agrees with Bush believes that, wouldn't it? 

I gotta go with JobHopper on this one.

Yeah,  I want to entrust the fate of my country to the guy who believe's LITERALLY all that wacky sh*t in the book of REVELATION  and is waiting patiently to be God's tool (with his hand on the NUKE button) to bring in Armageddon .  For anyone educated on the issue the end times are supposed to be initiated by massive conflict in the middle east (hmmmmmmm) and fundamentalist christians live for this crap.  Also, I want a president who doesn't believe that our world is more than 8000 years old; it's a great sign of intelligence and the ability to comprehend.  In my book he's just as wacky as the fundalmentalist Islamists.  Great guy to lead the world's most powerful country . 

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I should clarify that I don't have issues with any religion, just those individuals that take something great (teaching of the worlds religious "icons") and turn it into a fundamentalist, literal and narrow minded dogma and base the fate of millions (if not billions) of peoples lives on it. 

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babbling looney wrote:Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor your pharmacist about Tequila.
Tequila is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Tequila can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.
You will notice the benefits of Tequila almost immediately, and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.
Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, (well shyness anyway) and you will discover many talents you never knew you had.
Stop hiding and start living, with Tequila.
Tequila may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Tequila. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.
Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.
Tequila. Leave Shyness Behind!!!
That deserved a re-print, Babaloo.  You speak as someone who has enjoyed the benefits of an occasional dose of Tequila .
Along with the above-published benefits, there is anecdotal evidence that tequila can turn you bed into an all-night merry-go-round an make otherwise unnattractive members of the opposite sex suddenly appear like the man/woman of your dreams .
I think Willy Nelson once said it best...
"Last night I went to bed at two with a ten and woke up at ten with a two."
"I never went to bed with an ugly woman, but I've sure woke up with a few."

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babbling looney wrote: Stop hiding and start living, with Tequila.
 That's a good one. BTW, my favorite is Don Julio-Anejo.

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dude wrote:Dirk Diggler wrote:mikebutler222 wrote:dude wrote:
Oh sh*t we have a bush lover on our hands.  I don't suppose you believe the world is only 8,000 years old too???
(I'm probably gonna get bashed for this one)

Gee, that would be a as dumb as assuming everyone who agrees with Bush believes that, wouldn't it? 

I gotta go with JobHopper on this one.

Yeah,  I want to entrust the fate of my country to the guy who believe's LITERALLY all that wacky sh*t in the book of REVELATION  and is waiting patiently to be God's tool (with his hand on the NUKE button) to bring in Armageddon .  For anyone educated on the issue the end times are supposed to be initiated by massive conflict in the middle east (hmmmmmmm) and fundamentalist christians live for this crap.  Also, I want a president who doesn't believe that our world is more than 8000 years old; it's a great sign of intelligence and the ability to comprehend.  In my book he's just as wacky as the fundalmentalist Islamists.  Great guy to lead the world's most powerful country . 

And you have proof that President Bush believes that the world is only 8000 years old and that he literally believes the "end days" are here.....how?  As they say in the on line games I play.....Show screenshots or it never happened.  On in not on line games...put up or shut up.
I guess you would rather lend credence to the Aitolas in Iran who believe this crap about an Imam in a well who is going to end the world. The same people who also are about to control nuclear weapons and have made no secret that they want to wipe us from the face of the earth.  
We had arrived at Jamkaran, a holy shrine outside the Iranian city of Qom and site of a water well where the 12th and last imam of Shia Islam, the Mahdi, is said to have disappeared a little over a thousand years ago. Many Iranians believe that the so-called hidden imam, or "imam zaman" (lord of all the ages), will at any moment choose this place to make his return to solve the world's problems. ..... thousands of pilgrims who flock to the shrine every week.
This knee jerk reflexive hating of Bush and stereotyping all people who even mildly agree with some of his policies as fundamentalist wackos is hindering our ability to function as a nation and is ultimately and perhaps mercifully going to end the Democratic party.

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dude wrote:  In my book he's just as wacky as the fundalmentalist Islamists.  
I guess that's what knee-jerk Bush-hatred will do to an otherwise rational person  

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I wish we had a seperate political forum...y'all are ruining a fun thread...

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Yes, please don't ruin it for everyone else.  Lets just keep it to jokes. C'mon folks.

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dude wrote:Dirk Diggler wrote:mikebutler222 wrote:dude wrote:
Oh sh*t we have a bush lover on our hands.  I don't suppose you believe the world is only 8,000 years old too???
(I'm probably gonna get bashed for this one)

Gee, that would be a as dumb as assuming everyone who agrees with Bush believes that, wouldn't it? 

I gotta go with JobHopper on this one.

Yeah,  I want to entrust the fate of my country to the guy who believe's LITERALLY all that wacky sh*t in the book of REVELATION  and is waiting patiently to be God's tool (with his hand on the NUKE button) to bring in Armageddon .  For anyone educated on the issue the end times are supposed to be initiated by massive conflict in the middle east (hmmmmmmm) and fundamentalist christians live for this crap.  Also, I want a president who doesn't believe that our world is more than 8000 years old; it's a great sign of intelligence and the ability to comprehend.  In my book he's just as wacky as the fundalmentalist Islamists.  Great guy to lead the world's most powerful country . 

 
heeheuuhehee....Hey Beavis....he said "tool".....

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If you are bored and want a few laughs this site has some really funny clips
http://www.devilducky.com/
A real oldie but goodie
http://www.devilducky.com/media/40964/
 
Warning !!!some of the clips are sure to offend anyone and everyone and will absolutley waste your time.

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skeedaddy2 wrote:Yes, please don't ruin it for everyone else.  Lets just keep it to jokes. C'mon folks.
Well...when it comes to protecting our country and running the economy well, the Democrats are a joke!  I mean really, could you imagine Al Gore being president on 9/11?  Terrifying to imagine.
Then again.....he did invent the internet for us!

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joedabrkr wrote:dude wrote:Dirk Diggler wrote:mikebutler222 wrote:dude wrote:
Oh sh*t we have a bush lover on our hands.  I don't suppose you believe the world is only 8,000 years old too???
(I'm probably gonna get bashed for this one)

Gee, that would be a as dumb as assuming everyone who agrees with Bush believes that, wouldn't it? 

I gotta go with JobHopper on this one.

Yeah,  I want to entrust the fate of my country to the guy who believe's LITERALLY all that wacky sh*t in the book of REVELATION  and is waiting patiently to be God's tool (with his hand on the NUKE button) to bring in Armageddon .  For anyone educated on the issue the end times are supposed to be initiated by massive conflict in the middle east (hmmmmmmm) and fundamentalist christians live for this crap.  Also, I want a president who doesn't believe that our world is more than 8000 years old; it's a great sign of intelligence and the ability to comprehend.  In my book he's just as wacky as the fundalmentalist Islamists.  Great guy to lead the world's most powerful country . 

 
heeheuuhehee....Hey Beavis....he said "tool".....

And Joe turns us back to humor  

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